For someone who thinks cops are so useless, he sure likes to threaten people with them

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Igrewuppoorina6brhou]

You’re in violation!

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I'm not sure how it works really, but couldn't that mean with less officers and dispatchers on duty that crimes could possibly go unreported?

Again, I'm not sure but at least I can do something Patty can't, THINK...

 

[Stent]

Same as when Ade brought his only child into the world and he did... nothing.

 

[guest]

These are the same people he thought would scour the globe for cyber stalkers

 

[EraGodless]

He's legally retarded. They stopped policing or they did soft policing-- crime goes down as there are fewer arrests/reports. Can't have high crime rates if crime isn't reported (taps forehead).

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Suck more jew fag cock, Patso​

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Remember when you reported cyberstalkers to the MPD and they did…..nothing?

 

[captain_kamala]

Remember when you reported cyberstalkers to the MPD and they did…..nothing?

the investigation is still ongoing, atalker. quietly now.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Remember when you reported cyberstalkers to the MPD and they did…..nothing?

"Yeah, this 40 year old fat guy came in because he was being bullied on Reddit. I know. No, I just asked him what Reddit was and he huffed and filled out this report, check it out. I know! He can't spell for shit!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Plot twist: the cop asked what Reddit was because he was 28, had 191K TikTok followers, and thought Fatrick was a boomer faggot.

 

[guest]

Remember when you reported cyberstalkers to the MPD and they did…..nothing?

There's no way he gave the cops all the shit that was in the pigevidence folder from Apostlegate and they didn't pass it around and laugh their asses off at it.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

There's no way he gave the cops all the shit that was in the pigevidence folder from Apostlegate and they didn't pass it around and laugh their asses off at it.

That’s exactly what we’d do. We’d make inside jokes about it, and join the forum ourselves.

 

[wbgreen]

This is a rePatpost. I am certain he's tweeted that same hot take in the past.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat thinks we should do away with the police force so all of that money can go towards funding the one thing that really matters: hunting down people who call Patrick S. Tomlinson fat and stupid.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat's just jealous that cops get free donuts

 

[FurBurger]

Pat's just jealous that cops get free donuts

I don't know why; he gets free bologna from us.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't know why; he gets free bologna from us.

Hey that’s all Cuntfucker. Credit where it’s due.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I don't know why; he gets free bologna from us.

My bologna has a first name, it used to be DaeQuan...

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm not sure how it works really, but couldn't that mean with less officers and dispatchers on duty that crimes could possibly go unreported?

Again, I'm not sure but at least I can do something Patty can't, THINK...

I’m sure it meant less criminals were arrested charged convicted and punished, but what do I know, I only live in the real world. Luckily my success in life has afforded me the opportunity to live around other high wage earning white people and 40 minutes away from the closest place where the Schwoogie population density is more than 10/sq mi.