You're pretty and I like you
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For Bam's eyes only
- Thread starter Turk February
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Thanks babe sorry I took so long to acknowledge you
No rational woman could resist my hot beard.
What, Slavic babes aren’t good enough for you?
They just aren't right
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You’ve obviously never been to Brooklyn. New York Russian expats are as rich in spirit as the soil they tiled in their homeland.
I've been to Queens. They aren't we gay as the name implies
What is the age of your chick you're gonna live in sin with in your 4 walled house, just curious. Since you find the ones your age yucky.Bam isn’t that attractive and people treat her like she is because they have no female attention in their life, and she’s hitting the wall of 30+ hard like 99% of women ever.
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Flushing people are good folk in general. The outlier older Jewish and Italian ones, too. I’m surprised you weren’t roped into buying the Falun Gong DVDs.
Falun gong? More like Falun dong. Am I right?
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I guess I was approached by the wrong people. Silly me.
Were they chinese?
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41st and Main Street have a lot of Korean and Chinese people and other Asians. I was going to a local event once and didn’t take a flyer from some old guy who chased me down the street with a bow and arrow exclaiming,’ You die now!’ Fake story.
To be honest Bam, I don’t think that’s any of your business.
Your penis is thin