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Smart. You never know when they might come home early and you have to spend the night hiding in a closet.The thing on 'Orange Mike's' arm is his emergency stash of child pornography.
The only interesting thing about Hildy is that his sister is a whore."It started as a Facebook group only..."
DID IT?
"...and um it grew from there to include a podcast on Star Wars Day..."
Good god is he a bore. I couldn't make it a full minute.
The guy who made my phone work is named Brad from Verizon Wireless and he's made $15/hr for over 5 years. Whenever my charger port gets a little dusty and wont charge, he gets a little qtip and fixes it right the fawk up.“Who’s more valuable? The guy who can throw a pass, or the guy who can make your iPhone work?”
None of you losers can do either of those things, faggot.
He says that condescending shit after lauding Big Bang Theory for helping push acceptance of manchild science fiction creeps. You have the same interests as a ten year old, retarded faggot.“Who’s more valuable? The guy who can throw a pass, or the guy who can make your iPhone work?”
"Throw a pass" is a woman tier oversimplification of what being a professional athlete is. Eric has no idea how sports work. Unless they're water sports which his sister is intimately familiar with if you have the cash. Or if you just have a gun.“Who’s more valuable? The guy who can throw a pass, or the guy who can make your iPhone work?”
None of you losers can do either of those things, faggot.
Why doesnt Boomia just fuck Heidi's heinie hole? Tear her shrubbery down, burn her pussy skin (with friction), and scorch that earth around her anus.Fun idea for a bit: hire Heidi Hildeman, fuck her, then leave without paying.
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