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How does multi national trillionaire dollar shithole not have a backup machine on site? Is that too much for them to budget for? This happens all the fucking time at my one location. FN!
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FN! McDonald’s shake/mcflurry machine always down!!!
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That just means you live in a low income area.
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I go to a Mexican McDonald's. There's no one at the counter, so you have to use the kiosk. Then after waiting 25 minutes you go ask them about it and they're not even aware an order was placed, they have to log into the system and check it. Fuck.
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The McDonald's in my little shitdick town is like the only good one in the world, I swear to God. Every time I've been to another one there's like a they-did-it-to-fuck-with-me amount of salt on everything.
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Salt too spicy for mayo ass Abe Vigoda
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I will stab you in the fucking face, Turry. It's TOO MUCH salt. It would be too much fuckin salt for anybody. People would be overwhelmed by salt.
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Showdown at dawn. I'll bring a jug of milk and you bring a bag with bags of milk in it and we'll see what's up.
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ANSWER ME COWARD
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You didn't ask a question.
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But, a bag full of bags of frozen milk will fuck you up, BOY.
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I'll freeze my jug and put you in the hospitalster
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Kill your taste buds with whiskey and cigarettes before you go faggot.
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It’s literally like one button for a shake. Lazy fucks
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They don't want to have to clean it after.
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Yeah, weirdly the ones in Switzerland, Poland, Italy etc are always working. London and America, not so much. What's the common denominator?
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No drive thru? I can't for the life of me imagine ever using a kiosk anywhere. I'd stand at the counter and make Joe Dimagio summoning noises until someone showed up that I berate for not being there to take my order, because how dare they assume I want to play with their stupid faggot piece of shit computer I'm not getting paid to touch. After which I would leave and drink water til I'm not hungry anymore.
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Ray Kroc sold shake machines for a living. How the fuck can you not have that working? 70 years later nig nogs and beaners are disrespecting his legacy. He'd be rolling over in his grave.
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