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Florida man buys new car for his fat, unemployed wife

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
She won't have it long, I drove one of these things in the in cross trek version and my ass was squeezed into seat by the sides and her ass its at least twice the size of mine and she has easily over 75 pounds on me
 

RoTheHo69

Do you have half-slices?
She won't have it long, I drove one of these things in the in cross trek version and my ass was squeezed into seat by the sides and her ass its at least twice the size of mine and she has easily over 75 pounds on me
She won't have it long because she needs a ton-and-a-half diesel truck to haul her fat ass. This automobile is not designed for such use.

Transmission is going next week.
 
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