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A SOUL PATCH?! What am I, 43 (at the time this photo was taken)? Yeccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
*I actually like Flah-rentine
Florentine doesn't hide the fact that he used to be a fake rocker to get chicks, but why does he hide the fact that he used to call himself "Jammin' Jim"? I wonder what other skeletons this guy's got in his closet.
A ton of drunken date rapes I’m sureFlorentine doesn't hide the fact that he used to be a fake rocker to get chicks, but why does he hide the fact that he used to call himself "Jammin' Jim"? I wonder what other skeletons this guy's got in his closet.
This photo sent me on a rollercoaster of emotions. Of course I laughed at the aging queen pantomiming happiness to hide the pain of being lonely, but I was left genuinely unsettled by this fucking delusional, predatory creep. Any elderly man's earnest attempt at seeming hip and friendly would be tragic enough if it failed this hard, but this sad old ghoul seems to think his two shirts, and rictus grin and half-cramming his diseased goblin claw into his pocket is going to snare him a child he can fuck.
Concealed Coronary
I know he was drunk obviously but why did the Bitin' Berber take and post this? Did he think it was...sexy??
you're right, plenty of posters here have made me laugh way harder with their jokes on fatrickI like spreading the pig virus as much as anybody, but Florentine talks like a complete mongoloid and most of the autistic faggots here have funnier Patrick observations.
"Holding the phone? You know like women do? Take their picture, their picture in the fucking mirror. Of themselves...A man did this. A man.
*Long pause before the punchline*
That's the last thing you should do as a man, is take a picture of yourself in a mirror like women do."
Is it? Great stuff Jim, you fucking dummy.
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