Flashback: Drunken, obese, daughter abandoning delinquent judgement debtor who barely graduated high school mocks doctor's professorship

[Caverlock]

(A, L)

Mr. Tomlinson seems to think that an "assistant professor" is like a teacher's aide or something.

Update: In the two and a half years since the above exchange was archived, Dr. Plugh has become an associate professor! Well done! And...wh-what's this? TWO non-abandoned children!? Oh, now you're just showing off, Mike!

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

What has pat been up to in those two and a half years?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

So he's not a Fatrick simp? 10:1 his wife isn't horrifically ugly then

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What has pat been up to in those two and a half years?

About 75 extra pounds.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Mr. Tomlinson seems to think that an "assistant professor" is like a teacher's aide or something.

Update: In the two and a half years since the above exchange was archived, Dr. Plugh has become an associate professor! Well done! And...wh-what's this? TWO non-abandoned children!? Oh, now you're just showing off, Mike!
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Ol' Community College Pat thinks an assistant professor is a TA. LOLOLOL.

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[guest]

It is very competitive to become a tenure-track assistant professor, especially at top tier and research universities in the U.S., U.K. and, for example, countries like Netherlands, Germany, Switzerland and Sweden. Often hundreds of applicants apply for a single position. Due to funding issues the number of positions for full-time professors (either assistant or associate) has dropped significantly. Colleges are saving money by replacing full-time professors with adjuncts. With these facts, less than 20% of doctoral graduates get tenure-track assistant professor positions after graduation

 

[guest]

In 2019, Money magazine ranked Manhattan as the top "transformative" school in the nation in a study that took into account earnings and graduation rates to determine which schools help students succeed professionally.[11] Manhattan was ranked 78th out of 1,879 schools in return on investment according to PayScale's 2018 rankings.[12] A 2015 Brookings Institution study ranked it as the ninth best school in the country when comparing expected versus actual mid-career earnings.

dno looks pretty decent School, no?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Mr. 1.7 has a lot of gall

 

[guest]

The nerve of this cunt who struggled to graduate from a backwaters high school to criticise an actual academic. You have to laugh really.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Just look how happy this fucker is going back and forth with this guy. Thinks he won

 

[Jenna]

This is how a truly narcissist brain works. You know in Star Trek, Picard will stumble across Dahk'Tsundo, go "Data, check your records for Dahk'Tsundo", Data's eyes will dart back and forth for a second, and he'll immediately spit out "Dahk'Tsundo was an ancient Klingon city lost many centuries ago".

It's like that, except instead of an android's super-memory, it's the never wrong thoughts of a 1.7 GPA narcissist. His eyes dart back and forth for a second, before spitting out "an assistant professor clearly must be an assistant to another professor". No need to do 15 seconds of research to fact-check this, Patrick's brain has already figured this out, time to move on to the insult.

 

[Mike Glyer]

The nerve of this cunt who struggled to graduate from a backwaters high school to criticise an actual academic. You have to laugh really.

It just bothers me that he can get away with this shit online because nobody knows better. If he did this shit in person he'd learn a lesson pretty quickly. If he did this anywhere near his hometown they'd ask him "Aren't you the retard who only passed gym class? Didnt you shit your pants like monthly and then stay home for a week and hope people forgot?"

 

[guest]

It just bothers me that he can get away with this shit online because nobody knows better.

Not anymore...

1.7

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'The Nazi cyber incels picked me at random.'

All he does is fight with people all day. He's a perfect lolcow and is too stubborn to acknowledge it. He'd rather lose everything before admitting he's wasted his life being a complete douche online.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

How many people are out there who would get a huge laugh to find out that Pat was a D-grade student?

You can bet he lied to his "not as intelligent" brother. Probably Niki.

Almost certainly everyone at Hooligans he has ever disagreed with (which is everyone who has ever been there).

Someone should signal boost this.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

How many people are out there who would get a huge laugh to find out that Pat was a D-grade student?

You can bet he lied to his "not as intelligent" brother. Probably Niki.

Almost certainly everyone at Hooligans he has ever disagreed with (which is everyone who has ever been there).

Someone should signal boost this.

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That's a ClearChannel billboard, eh?

 

[guest]

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That's a ClearChannel billboard, eh?

It’s not available right now and it costs thousands per month

 

[RobertMewler]

Someone with a twitter, please send that guy Pat's transcript!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Goodness he's retarded

 

[SFWA liaison]

"back onto the short bus, kiddo" says obese deadbeat dad with 1.2 GPA excluding PE, as he can pretend to be an Internet tough guy keyboard warrior

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/859919557871403008

also isn't this "ableist language"? tsk tsk what a nigger