Fictional List of everything illegal I’ve done that I can remember

[Dog Eater]

Carrying concealed firearms into federal buildings
Carrying concealed handguns without a licence
Selling prescription drugs for profit
Consuming illegal drugs for fun
Discharging firearms in city limits
Manufacturing and using suppressors
Shooting protected animals
Texting Patrick a second time after he instructed me to stop
Kicking someone in the ribs who was handcuffed
Illegal firework possession and use
Every traffic violation possible with ridiculous speeding
Drink driving (only once)
Theft of people’s lunches from the work fridge
Slashing people who pissed me off’s tires
Using a BB gun to shoot out the windows of my employers vehicles

This is all fictional of course and I would never do any of these things.

 

[guest]

Shooting protected animals

Their body guards must not have been very good.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I ollied a 7 set on private property

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Dog Eater]

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Nothing illegal about abusing your own prescriptions.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I probably shouldn't admit this, but I definitely parked in a handicapped parking spot

 

[guest]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

you're black so I believe it

 

[guest]

you're black so I believe it

*part black. Guess which part.

 

[Dog Eater]

*part black. Guess which part.

The nigger part.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

*part black. Guess which part.

nose, lips, and intelligence

 

[not that Jack Horner]

took a shit

didnt wipe

 

[guest]

nose, lips, and intelligence

No
No
Yes