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FezCon 2023

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Yeah - I flew from across the country to attend. It wasn't really what I expected but it was fine. I'm not big on pictures with others so I just introduced myself to those I felt mattered. Ron, Davey, Bobo, stlaker Patti, and Earl.

I steered clear of the annoying, well known callers in attendance. That shit was embarrassing.
You weren't dying to get a picture with LizSetsFire?
 
You weren't dying to get a picture with LizSetsFire?
I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.
 
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I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.
It would have been hard not to spit in someone's face if they listed their caller accolades to me
 

Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!

I’m an old leather shoe with alcoholism
I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.
How tall is Nana? I swear he’s 5’9” - 5’10” based on a prior interaction. But maybe I was drunk.
 
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