FezCon 2023

[TheGhostOfRayLiotta]

A nobody social media single mom. I guess that's the Bennington demo.

a much more fuckable demo than Dopie and Aintfunny

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He spent most of the night at the bar

Jeez his face looks like melting wax (more than usual).

 

[TheFreewheelinDeadCuban]

Yeah - I flew from across the country to attend. It wasn't really what I expected but it was fine. I'm not big on pictures with others so I just introduced myself to those I felt mattered. Ron, Davey, Bobo, stlaker Patti, and Earl.

I steered clear of the annoying, well known callers in attendance. That shit was embarrassing.

You weren't dying to get a picture with LizSetsFire?

 

[pehawk]

You weren't dying to get a picture with LizSetsFire?

I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.

 

[TheFreewheelinDeadCuban]

I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.

It would have been hard not to spit in someone's face if they listed their caller accolades to me

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I refused to even acknowledge that shit. A few times I was asked 'so do you call in? I'm...' then I'd walk away. Only person I did talk with a bit was Photoshop Mike but I only figured that out after just bullshitting with him for a while first. Dude did give me a bunch of Obey Fez stickers, so, respect.

Two observations - Ron is very short and you can see immediately why Earl melts under any pressure.

A few of us were there early, milling about, and any time we asked Earl where should we wait, what room, what's being done, etc he'd freak the fuck out. Clam up, wave his hands, say 'ehhhh' then motion to a unspecified person or area. It was so fucking weird.

How tall is Nana? I swear he’s 5’9” - 5’10” based on a prior interaction. But maybe I was drunk.

 

[pehawk]

How tall is Nana? I swear he’s 5’9” - 5’10” based on a prior interaction. But maybe I was drunk.

I had zero interest in shaking his hand. Didn't give a fuck. Ron, Earl, stlaker Patti, Dave, and Bobo>Tranthony.

 

[Patty's Arrester]

He spent most of the night at the bar

He looks AI generated

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

She might not be obese but she’s definitely an insufferable cunt.

I hope she's got a Google alert for her own name so she can be reminded that Gail Bennington fucking stinks.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm sad that I couldn't attend this. I actually had Gosia ready to seriously consider it until she discovered the date - and reminded me we already had commitments during that (this) week.

I hope if any of you went, you'll share stories. I miss the Big Cat.

I hate to break it to you but Genesis broke up and they don’t have any gigs anymore.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Not to be crass but i would tit fuck gail.

 

[NigelCumia]

So what exactly was this? Just a bunch of memorabilia in a room?

 

[Mikekeke]

So what exactly was this? Just a bunch of memorabilia in a room?

Aren't we all just memorabilia in our rooms, maaan?