Felony Telephone Harassment

[bovinebrain]

Not sure how he came up with this non-existent crime. In Wisconsin, the worst that the Reddit funsters can get slapped with for sending him messages is a Class B misdemeanor, and that’s only if you send a threat to harm someone. Anything short of physical threats is a Class B forfeiture (aka a parking violation) and not even a crime:

The next section is the same but inclusive of text messaging and stlaker child accounts on Twitter:

Pat should edit his copy paste to “Continuing to do so constitutes Class B forfeiture telephone harassment.”

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

STATE LINES

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I think it can be a federal felony if you do it ACROSS STATE LINES, and I hear the FBI is taking pat's case of felonious beefer texts and fatshaming very seriously.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I think it can be a federal felony if you do it ACROSS STATE LINES, and I hear the FBI is taking pat's case of felonious beefer texts and fatshaming very seriously.

whaddabout Felony Faucet Penis Shaming? Felony BMI Calculating?

Very serious crimes at stake here.

 

[Lard Glug]

SMELLY POOP ASS TINY DICK! DON’T KNOW WHO BUT IT PROBABLY A STUPID NIGGER NO UNDERWEAR SMELL NUTS ASSHOLE POOP!

 

[Sputnik]

Do you guys think Pats threats are idle and have no punitive consequences?

 

[Suetonius]

He could technically be correct. Theres nothing preventing one action from being two separate charges. So lets say a reddit funster got charged. They’d be hit with the first misdemeanor, telephone harassment, then charged with the second, flat out harassment:

1mb is our focus here. Harass or intimidate is left open to be vague enough to cover actions from irl confrontations to messages. However,

Even in the described scenario the funster would be charged with a misdemeanor unless it were a repeated offense.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Someone should let Pat know this

 

[porquedealer]

I think it can be a federal felony if you do it ACROSS STATE LINES, and I hear the FBI is taking pat's case of felonious beefer texts and fatshaming very seriously.

There's a lot of agents examining those beefer texts for clues.

 

[VizioDash]

Every contact he's had with local and federal law enforcement about us has ended after he's told them that no, he hasn't tried changing his number or just not responding to messages. Which is why he started swatting himself, so they'd have to pay attention.

Unfortunately, his 1.7 brain doesn't comprehend that him being swatted doesn't suddenly make the texts a priority for them. Fat.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I'm a retard. What's "intent to abuse"?

 

[BoomerSperg]

I wonder if he showed his local tard wrangler (he refers to him as his detective) the diaper texts.

Seems unfair that someone would have to deal with pat without getting his best hits.

 

[RoTheHo69]

So you can send them shit porn just don't use descriptive language or suggest they perform the acts being depicted.