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He works for United Health Care. They have 50 different websitesIn no uncertain terms, how does KillaKuhn get patrick fired from his insurance job? 16, dick, etc when it comes to insurance jobs.
Child, I hobby 40 hours a week.I am a full-time professional author. Selling insurance is just one of my many hobbies, child.
A couple of months back @RobertMewler pointed out that he was using an old Florida address as a mailing address, and wondered if that might be enough to get him fired.In no uncertain terms, how does KillaKuhn get patrick fired from his insurance job? 16, dick, etc when it comes to insurance jobs.
This probably warrants further investigation, he has a bunch of unhealthy poors on his twitter, does he get commission for 'bringing them in'? When they sign? What happens if they signup but then cancel?As background, Fat Pat claims he needs his insurance ticket to get whatever the insurance equivalent of royalties is; other people have pointed out that he's only licenced to sell shit-tier policies that last a few years at most, and as someone who's been a "professional writer" for years he'd be out of royalties... unless he's still selling policies.
Yet people shrug it off for some reason despite it being possibly Patrick's biggest insecurity.The problem, sweetie, is that we’ve known about this for years
I don't think he's out tracking down sales; that level of effort isn't Pat's style. Plus, I think he'd like a cut-out between him and the job, so he can larp as an author.This probably warrants further investigation, he has a bunch of unhealthy poors on his twitter, does he get commission for 'bringing them in'? When they sign?
The fact that his one real job is in sales is so fucking funny. The one field where charisma and the ability to charm people is critical to having any sort of success.
another issue with this excuse is that Pig got NEW licenses as opposed to just keeping his old ones active. If you check his Montana or North Carolina licenses he only got those after covid, despite claiming he hasn't sold a policy in 10 years.As background, Fat Pat claims he needs his insurance ticket to get whatever the insurance equivalent of royalties
I didn't get to your insurance theories bc I got lost (Dan...) looking at his gym. Seems like this is entirely for Nikki and her gf.I don't think he's out tracking down sales; that level of effort isn't Pat's style. Plus, I think he'd like a cut-out between him and the job, so he can larp as an author.
In the "home gym" attic photos you can see there's an old PC set up with two screens in front of the weight bench. My theory is that he's got a headset plugged into it, and he's able to log in remotely to his employer. They give him a list of leads to call and a VOIP number to dial out of, and he spends his free time phoning up and ruining old folk's evenings. That dual screen would work well for sales - screen 1 for logging the details of the policy, and screen 2 for the old duffer's name, hobbies, kids etc. to refer back to when building rapport.
It's an odd thing to have set up otherwise, given that he and Nikki both seem to do their other jobs using laptops.
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You mean Nikki's dildo?The punching bag is the type that would break apart if a 10 year old boy punched it for 5 minutes.
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