Fellas, let's be honest...

[DiarrheaDick]

...when was the last time you shit ya britches?

Got my 4-year chip yesterday after falling victim to cheesepants while stuck in traffic.

How about you guys?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

does racing strips count?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

does racing strips count?

Of course not. We're only human.

 

[Midian9876]

Ugh, a few months ago during a snowstorm, driving on fucking gravel road I could feel a wet hangover shit coming. I was pretty fucked with nearest gas station about 10 miles away, so turned back home. Took forever with 8 inches of fresh snow.

made it into the driveway, second i got out of truck I just exploded there.

My most shameful, Tomlinson like moment of my 30s.

 

[stealthygeek]

I had never sharted until I was 31. I'm now 34 and am on the over of the 5.5 Lifetime sharts betting line.

Something to consider: Patrick S Tomlinson doesn't wear underwear. Ever.

 

[Sputnik]

Haha couple weeks ago I had to detour to a shitter and didn’t make it. Lost a good pair of Marshall’s underwear that day.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I’ve never full blown shit my pants, but I would say on average I shart like twice a year. Nothing big, just an attempted fart where a marble comes out. Still pretty much throws a wrench into my whole day. Fuck, now that I think about it, Im way overdue for one.