How fucking great were these two wackos and their Manager
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The best moment in the history of that show.
Howard couldn't control them, but knew they were too good to just kick out. Jackie had killer lines the whole segment. Fred hitting them with drops. The Twins bashing anyone and everyone who's successful, including an actual Virgin Music executive.
But nothing tops their manager, Johnathan Mendelssohn. What he brought to the show was PARAMOUNT value.
Howard couldn't control them, but knew they were too good to just kick out. Jackie had killer lines the whole segment. Fred hitting them with drops. The Twins bashing anyone and everyone who's successful, including an actual Virgin Music executive.
But nothing tops their manager, Johnathan Mendelssohn. What he brought to the show was PARAMOUNT value.
The rap, the crap, the techno!
The dude was hilarious. I remember a few years ago he was working in some shady sort of lending business, but his old website Money by Jonathan isn't reachable any more. He has a handful of one star reviews on Yelp that are entertaining.
I remember his Twitter being a goldmine of self-promotion and pro-Trump tweets, but I see that's it's been suspended. Couldn't find too much about him recently, but I didn't really look that much.
However, the best thing that I forgot about was this long post he made on an ex-girlfriend's obituary page back in 2009. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. It wasn't like pest posting but funny nonetheless.
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One of those loons died by cop suicide, real ass dude.
Easily some of the best guests the Pelican ever had on.
Easily some of the best guests the Pelican ever had on.
When Hoo-Hoo had the Private Parts premiere at MSG, my buddy and I got tickets to the later showing. During the first screening, with all the celebrities inside, we killed time walking around the arena.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but the Jesus Twins. They were walking up 7th Avenue towards 33rd with a mob of Stern fans heckling them. Don't remember how much we fucked with them ourselves, but they were boring so we left PDQ.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but the Jesus Twins. They were walking up 7th Avenue towards 33rd with a mob of Stern fans heckling them. Don't remember how much we fucked with them ourselves, but they were boring so we left PDQ.
So who are you signing first: The Jesus Twins?
Or the Gloryhole Twins?
Or the Gloryhole Twins?
Thing is, that gay song actually would have been one of the better original songs on that terrible, terrible album.
I can't even remember that album. I think "American Nightmare" was on there right?
And that song wasn't very good.
It was half classic rock chestnuts, like "Smoke On The Water" and "Cat Scratch Fever", and half "new" (actually just studio outtakes) songs from the likes of Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie and Porno For Pyros. The Ben Stern song was probably the highlight of the album.
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Oh God, that reminds me when Howard did that song with Pharrell that was God fucking awful, but he still played it on air because he hyped up recording it for so long.
And he only put it one once. I lost the tape I was given with that, and I've never found it online. But I remember hearing it, over a pre-existing track of Pharrell's, and he's talking over the track like he's the coolest and it's not working at all. Of course, no one in the studio says a word about it, as it's just before the Sirius move and without Jackie, no one is going to bust his balls.
And he only put it one once. I lost the tape I was given with that, and I've never found it online. But I remember hearing it, over a pre-existing track of Pharrell's, and he's talking over the track like he's the coolest and it's not working at all. Of course, no one in the studio says a word about it, as it's just before the Sirius move and without Jackie, no one is going to bust his balls.
Howard Stern inducted Bon Jovi into the gay Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. That really says it all re: Stern and music.