Favorite Nigger Jim Stories and Quotes?

[Turk February]

Yesterday I learned he had once "intended" to commit suicide by cop by jacking off in a Lingerie Store. What are some of them other Jim stories we got?

 

[The Shah of Iran]

The time he tagged a handful of random unconnected users and asked if they knew Christian Slater. No reason, it was about the 5th post on a thread he started about something totally unrelated.

 

[CQ Beans]

The time as an MP he arrested someone for jacking off in a library. I asked for a follow up an he was just like what the fuck do you mean. That’s the story. Runner up is the time I asked if he’d like to spend his vacation in NYC because he could bunk with me. He declined. Too many ‘Canadiens.’

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My favorite Nigger Jim story will be his obituary.

Nah. I'm joking. He's a good kid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He's a silly goose, but adds character to the forms, & doesn't seem to get mad when his bit/persona starts losing traction (unlike some other users).
Jim just continues, & I respect that.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He's a silly goose, but adds character to the forms, & doesn't seem to get mad when his bit/persona starts losing traction (unlike some other users).
Jim just continues

Retains his bit.

 

[Dog Eater]

The one where his brother drowned and died because the lifeguard was a nigger.

It’s kind of like how Samatar died because the land mine had a higher IQ than him.

 

[PogromStallone]

I'm a fan of the "broken clock at the gym" saga.

 

[StlakerFatti]

The time he tagged a handful of random unconnected users and asked if they knew Christian Slater. No reason, it was about the 5th post on a thread he started about something totally unrelated.

he tried to find fellow operatives

 

[Niggerotchi]

The vocaroos where he's talking about going into an Indian truck station bathroom and blowing his head off