Fat's tweet when he reaches 49k followers is going to be unbearable

[Gregorio]

1 / 23 Well, funny, I didn't believe when I started this little venture, my little mind-farts would garner the attention of 49k bipedal mammals

2 / 23 Now, the number 49 is special to me beyond it being placed third in my list of perfect squares that I routinely find solace in using when explaining math to various individuals of ranging education.

3 / 23 For those not in the know, 49 is actually a perfect square that is composed of two other perfect squares, yet each individual square that makes up this square is not the same...not at all

4 / 23 You see, one part of the square is odd and the other even -- too seemingly irreconcilable polarities of the magnet that we call life.

5 / 23 This is what the fascists don't understand...

6 / 23 WE ARE ALL ODDS AND EVENS YOU TROGLODYTES!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Similarly his 10 year twitter anniversary is coming up on September 3rd, expect a "Welp..." idiotic rumination

no message for Annabelle's 10th bday though

 

[Stent]

He needs to thank @NiceNameStupid for the traffic.

 

[Meownaw]

It's like Pat is posting here. Chills

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Can't wait for Norm/11!

 

[guest]

And we're at 49,000 followers. Welcome. I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits who tilts at windmills fighting nazis and atalkers. Buy my book so I can pay quasi.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

My, my, my, 49K, is, a lot, of followers. I, figured, I'd Take, this Time, To, make a, presenTaTion, abouT, proper, comma, use, in wriTing...

 

[Clint Ruin]

When he hits 50k, he'll reach critical mass (cuz he's fat). His smug cuntiness will quadruple overnight, he'll basically evolve into uberpat, everything we know and love about our pig amplified. He'll never come back after crossing that line, the character of Patrick S. Tomlinson will eclipse anything remaining of his personality as all his posturing Pick Me traits increase in intensity permanently. The milk he produces from that day on will keep us fat for years and years to come, I almost want to buy bots to push him over that threshold.

 

[Treat Yourself]

His smug cuntiness will quadruple overnight

I sure hope his newfound hubris doesn't lead to him mouthing off to the wrong person and getting permanently suspended. That'd be a terrible waste of $5000!

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Welp, I'm standing here atop 49,000 followers and...well...it's a view!"

 

[BillKlacks]