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DMANIAC
That was after AT&T split with Warner Bros. Both of those companies are slashing production since that happened. WB just shelved a $90 million Batgirl movie that's already made leaving redditors devastated
I saw that - it's an interesting decision. "Sure, we already paid for this movie but it's sucks so much ass that we're not going to try to recoup anything."
 

JebJoh

Pat is writing this whole trip off as a "business trip" even though its a gaming convention.
Nikki - I just got a call from visa -- did you just spend $400 on taxis and dinner?
Pat - Don't worry, we can write it off
Nikki - Write it off what? you disgusting fat leech? My salary? I'm going to write off a game convention somehow?
Pat - LisTen, I said we can just write it OFF, what part of write it off don't you understand?
 
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It's even gayer than video games it's table top games.
Table top games are traditionally a pretty white thing, having to do math and shit isn't for darkies. They keep making gayer and gayer board games that dilute the industry which in turn forces games like D&D to dumb their systems down as well.

Maybe I just enjoy my memories of playing D&D with the boys in college but it's just sad what the entire sphere has become
 

Udders

Crumbly feta is not God's Plan
Table top games are traditionally a pretty white thing, having to do math and shit isn't for darkies. They keep making gayer and gayer board games that dilute the industry which in turn forces games like D&D to dumb their systems down as well.

Maybe I just enjoy my memories of playing D&D with the boys in college but it's just sad what the entire sphere has become
Never played D&D and I consider myself a pretty smart guy but the first time I tried to play Magic I just sat there cross-eyed.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A million dollars a day? I don't doubt that iw does well but that sounds far fetched.
It's nearer a million dollars a week, gross - although it's kind of hard to say, as his book keeping is deliberately shitty. All those guys who believed George W. Bush was going to herd them into FEMA camps by Y2k and that Obama was going to take their guns also believed Alex when it came to buying his over-priced supplements, and bought fucking shitloads of them.

There's an autistic in-depth breakdown by a lawyer here, but the TL,DR is there really is one born every minute.

Also anybody who thinks Alex Jones represents the status quo is a pants-shitting retard.
 
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