Fatrick is KILLING IT this weekend!

[Brooke Shields]

Fatrick knows EXACTLY what's going on in Russia.
Thousands of innocent men are dying and Pat LOVES it!

I don't know what he tweeted Friday, but those numbers get his and my cocks hard!


WHERE DOES HE FIND THE TIME TO GO SO VIRAL!
Just last night he was busy finger-banging his dyke wife at some lesbian-only concert

ELON RUINED TWITTER'S REPUTATION AS A RELIABLE NEWSOURCE
(you don't need to read what he wrote, that^ summed it up)

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING NUMBERS! I JUST PISSED MY PANTS!


The tides are turning for Fatrick.
This is a summer of WINS for the pig!

 

[wbgreen]

Good thing no one who threatened to leave Twitter when Musk took over did, so Fatty still has room to grow his follower count as fast as he grows his waistline.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Meatloaf Saturday added to the calendar

 

[Jenna]

See Lynne? I'm not sitting home all day doing nothing. I'm making a difference!

 

[HoraceStanker]

He’s tweeted 2,342 times in 14 days. If someone mentioned they tweeted 100 times in a month I’d think they have a problem. This is literally tweeting every thought that comes into your pea brain.

 

[Udders]

Time Patrick wastes tweeting = 95%.
Money Patrick has made tweeting = $0.

 

[guest]

I hate that he can put his wife in insurmountable debt and have the shamelessness to probably look at her all red faced, eyes wide, and smiley and say "look how great this is!!"

Time for some imposter childing on these new followers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Time Patrick wastes tweeting = 95%.
Money Patrick has made tweeting = $0.

It's actually -$5000.00

 

[Stent]

The only people he appeals to are the retards who are already convinced of everything he's saying, because they've heard it all before a million times over. The same shit opinions applied to whatever they're confronted with on a daily basis. You're smart for being here! We're the real arbiters of truth! We're rebels!

It's kinda like this place but unfunny.






Ok, it's quite a lot like this place.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Time Patrick wastes tweeting = 95%.
Money Patrick has made tweeting = $0.

I suspect that he is getting something for his twitter drivel from some PAC that boosts online influences/grifters. I doubt it's much, but it explains his blue check rage. He's still retweeting that disgraced 'MuellerSheWrote' snatch

 

[RickReternal]

The only people he appeals to are the retards who are already convinced of everything he's saying… We're the real arbiters of truth! We're rebels!

It's kinda like this place but unfunny. Ok, it's quite a lot like this place.

 

[Meownaw]

"Himself I hope!"

 

[Turd]

A dude that wore work boots to his daughter’s graduation is going to be your daughter’s new stepdad. Get them retweets piggy boy, do have fun. Nice life stupid.

 

[More Worser]

I suspect that he is getting something for his twitter drivel from some PAC that boosts online influences/grifters. I doubt it's much, but it explains his blue check rage. He's still retweeting that disgraced 'MuellerSheWrote' snatch

I can't see 1) a PAC thinking Pat and his zero engagement should be paid, and 2) Pat keeping his mouth shut if he WAS a paid pundit.

I think you are underestimating Pat's need for narcissist supply, even from himself.

 

[Phish]

People without check marks arent taken seriously on twitter

 

[Udders]

I suspect that he is getting something for his twitter drivel from some PAC that boosts online influences/grifters. I doubt it's much, but it explains his blue check rage. He's still retweeting that disgraced 'MuellerSheWrote' snatch

Good thing we'll have an eye on his finances in the neat future, teehee.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I can't see a PAC 1) thinking Pat and his zero engagement should be paid, and 2) Pat keeping his mouth shut if he WAS a paid pundit.

I think you are underestimating Pat's need for narcissist supply, even from himself.

We'd also know if he were one of these clowns because they have scripts and posting/engagement quotas. He wouldn't be permitted to post his obsessive and spastic "enjoy prison" tweets 20 hours a day. We'd also see a huge boost in "followers" (bots).

 

[RickReternal]

We'd also know if he were one of these clowns because they have scripts and posting/engagement quotas. He wouldn't be permitted to post his obsessive and spastic "enjoy prison" tweets 20 hours a day. We'd also see a huge boost in "followers" (bots).

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That New Jersey Dad Defiant dude…I will crow happily the day he gets picked up for something predictably heinous like beating a woman up or abusing his kids. The child support shit should have sunk him but these people are untouchable because of idiots like Pat.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I keep wondering when the Reddit guys will ask him about “armoring up”:

That was way before his archenemy Elon bought his favorite toy. When’s the diversification going to happen, fatty?

 

[Meownaw]

I keep wondering when the Reddit guys will ask him about “armoring up”:

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That was way before his archenemy Elon bought his favorite toy. When’s the diversification going to happen, fatty?

Great website design. Make it look like you sneezed on the screen.