Fatrick double-dips on the juiciest prime rib in Milwaukee

[Brooke Shields]

That's a pretty nice place! Not even a close competition!

Woah, what is that? I can reserve a table just with google?

Hmm, well they probably need my contact info

That's weird, it's invalid to not enter Pat's number and email...

Can even have special requests

Welp, dinner is sorted for tomorrow. I will be eating there.

 

[Meownaw]

Bespoke knives pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is everything a supper club in Wisconsin? I feel like I never heard that phrase until piggy.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Oooooh that's not nice!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Is everything a supper club in Wisconsin? I feel like I never heard that phrase until piggy.

Definitely a Midwest thing

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Always ask the fat guy where to eat.

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[Udders]

Welp, stlakers now attempting to ruin my appetite.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Oooooh that's not nice!

Relax, I didn't actually do it.

But Piggy might not believe me and now can be paranoid about someone else actually doing it anyways

 

[Coonskin]

You all don’t have supper clubs?

 

[Butterknife]

You all don’t have supper clubs?

These fags must not live near a major American city or they only get their food from DoorDash.

 

[Turk February]

Look, I'm not an expert, this isn't my type of food, but this kind of looks like garbage to me, just personally, to me this looks like fucking shit.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I'm skeptical if he likes it just like the Screaming Tuna restaurant.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I wouldn’t ask a guy who prefers his prime rib well done where to get prime rib.

 

[Turk February]

I'll be honest I don't know what this is, I'm looking at it, I can't determine a species, a texture, a form, all I know, is it kind of looks like it's fucking shit.

 

[Turk February]

This one looks a bit better, could be delicious, but to me, it just looks like charred fucking shit

 

[Pat the Simp]

I'll be honest I don't know what this is, I'm looking at it, I can't determine a species, a texture, a form, all I know, is it kind of looks like it's fucking shit.
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Mac and cheese?

 

[Turk February]

Mac and cheese?

:O i see it

 

[CuntFucker .]

I wonder how many restaurants in and around Milwaukee have been harassed by @DanMullen'sRetardedNephew yet.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I'll be honest I don't know what this is, I'm looking at it, I can't determine a species, a texture, a form, all I know, is it kind of looks like it's fucking shit.
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im guessing mac and cheese and a shitty one at that.

every steak place ive ever eaten at that served it as a side, if it came out looking like this it meant it was going to be bad. its like they put that stuff on the top of it to try and disguise the fact that the cheese and noodles came straight out of an expired can