🚨🚨Fatrick didn’t write the pro se motion🚨🚨

[RickReternal]

But then who did???

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

See this is why The Pat Show went off the air for a while there. He's some incredible, gifted writer but he lacks the imagination to insult people in more than one of three ways. He fucking sucks. The Christmas spirit has him very up his own ass lately for some reason.

 

[wbgreen]

The only thing worse than writing that motion was paying what is presumably a professional to. Pig hired Lionel Hutz.

 

[Treat Yourself]

So either Snackie Jackie wrote it and he passed it off as his own or there was a third party that thought accusing Gibney in an official document was A-OK. Or he's just being a fat liar as usual.
"No attalker I didn't write it, I composed it. I'm sorry you're so stupid."
I hope Santa brings him a coronary this year.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

So either Snackie Jackie wrote it and he passed it off as his own or there was a third party that thought accusing Gibney in an official document was A-OK. Or he's just being a fat liar as usual.
"No attalker I didn't write it, I composed it. I'm sorry you're so stupid."
I hope Santa brings him a coronary this year.

It might be even more embarrassing is someone else wrote it for him. It's like cheating on a test and still failing.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

So either Snackie Jackie wrote it and he passed it off as his own or there was a third party that thought accusing Gibney in an official document was A-OK. Or he's just being a fat liar as usual.
"No attalker I didn't write it, I composed it. I'm sorry you're so stupid."
I hope Santa brings him a coronary this year.

I hope Niki gets coal in her pink stocking.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Probably the penny eater

 

[Imager]

My avatar pfp didn't write it? She certainly wishes he never submitted it before getting her involved.

 

[guest]

The only thing worse than writing that motion was paying what is presumably a professional to. Pig hired Lionel Hutz.

No legal expert would have written that garbage lol. He wrote it and is embarrassed

 

[Steve Ramone]

He has said before Jackie helped him write it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He wrote it, he just never wants to agree with any "stalkers"

 

[DominusOdium]

Of course he did.

 

[cachorro]

He wrote it, he just never wants to agree with any "stalkers"

No, the ocean is not “blue”. Enjoy prison.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No, the ocean is not “blue”. Enjoy prison.

The sky is not blue, it’s many colors, enjoy prison.

 

[HeyItsVos]

The only thing worse than writing that motion was paying what is presumably a professional to. Pig hired Lionel Hutz.

Our first clue should have been that it was written on a cocktail napkin. But Pat spends so much time in bars that we didn’t think anything of it.

 

[quasi101]

that meandering incoherent nonsense had fatlogic™ written all over it. I can't be in contempt because i cant get a lawyer due to john doe being a judge, but also we need him to confirm thats him and then also we know its him, but then we cant be in contempt also the debt should be cancelled but theres no legal reason why.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Technicality Tomlinson on full display here. He's hinging his "I didn't write it" narrative on the "with the assistance of a lawyer" part.

 

[firstimelongtime]

He wrote it, he just never wants to agree with any "stalkers"

Which is why someone should wait a beat, and then accuse him of being totally incapable of writing a court motion. Maybe when he inevitably has an ill-informed and very fat opinion about some matter of law.

 

[NigelCumia]

Why's he replying to the atalkers, I thought his shit was locked down

 

[King of OnAForums]

Technicality Tomlinson on full display here. He's hinging his "I didn't write it" narrative on the "with the assistance of a lawyer" part.

Hahaha he spent weeks on this.

Dance for us, piggy.