Fat.

[guest]

I'm fat. The cravings for chocolate are too much. Fucking Jews.

 

[guest]

It's the Jews fault I don't have abs lol. I'm like a fat woman blaming the patriarchy.

 

[HH Brother]

Eat a serving of almonds, funster. It'll keep you full. It's a healthy fat.

 

[guest]

It's fuckin funny goin to joints and putting fake names on the order so they call them out. I've been Patrick Tomlinson, Dougie Jones, Bob Cob, Anthony Cumia... I'm entertained too easily coz I'm laffin

 

[HH Brother]

It's fuckin funny goin to joints and putting fake names on the order so they call them out. I've been Patrick Tomlinson, Dougie Jones, Bob Cob, Anthony Cumia... I'm entertained too easily coz I'm laffin

I often put down Kevin Costner and have ten sinks, and I've been asked by multiple women for selfies, funster.

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CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MAN IS HAVING A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS, FUNSTER?

 

[guest]

It's the Jews fault I don't have abs lol. I'm like a fat woman blaming the patriarchy.

Fucking Jews providing too much cheap, calorie-dense food. They're a real fawkin problem

 

[guest]

CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MAN IS HAVING A MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS, FUNSTER?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Chocolate doesn't do much for me, but I can kill a bag of Doritos like a real slob if I keep a bag laying around the house.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Go for a walk, funster.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The only thing that takes away a sweet tooth is posting recordings of making prostitutes cry

 

[guest]

The only thing that takes away a sweet tooth is posting recordings of making prostitutes cry

Definitely a low for me. Drunk me is evil.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Definitely a low for me. Drunk me is evil.

Hey, we've ALL been there man. You just take care of yourself. That's all I care about

 

[quark]

I love the baked lays potato chips

Not for any health reasons, I just think they taste better

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I love the baked lays potato chips

Not for any health reasons, I just think they taste better

When we do the O&A meet-up, I got you covered with baked lays, white toast (no butter), and animal crackers

 

[quark]

When we do the O&A meet-up, I got you covered with baked lays, white toast (no butter), and animal crackers

Make it wheat toast with butter…just a taste
And uhhhhh circus peanuts

And I’ll get you some cold buckwheat noodles, dietary staple of North Korea

 

[It’s Meboe]

I'm fat.

How fat we talkin here? Have tits? Are you the size of a Volkswagen?

 

[guest]

How fat we talkin here? Have tits? Are you the size of a Volkswagen?

2015 Patrick. I'm at the crossroads. Any more fried chicken I'll be 2017 Patrick.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

2015 Patrick. I'm at the crossroads. Any more fried chicken I'll be 2017 Patrick.

More like 93' Bill Murray

I dont even have to floss

 

[gassers]

Definitely a low for me. Drunk me is evil.

Your first step towards redemption is unblocking me funster.

It's never too late to do the right thing.

God be with you. Amen.

 

[guest]

Your first step towards redemption is unblocking me funster.

It's never too late to do the right thing.

God be with you. Amen.

Sorry had to put you on pay no mind list because I was raging at anything you posted when I found out you were black

I dont want to turn into anthony. When you said it sounded like I was spitting on the floor when swearing at you, I was like oh shit nigger he's right