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Fat nerd who doesn't understand the DH makes his prediction

Confused White Kid

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Simping for females who aren't even from Milwaukee:

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Tis true, M'lady. Even though the Brewers play in a poverty division in a poverty market and they're getting worked by a team with Severino pitching, a fat bloated husk of what he was on the Yankees.

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Your team blows and your shithole city can't even field a hockey team. Get a new hobby, fat-pants.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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JD Martinez is on the Mets now?
Haven't heard that name in 6 years since the Sox won it all and they jettisoned this contract.

He's been irrelevant longer than I've been Patposting.
He was actually good last year and for most of this year. But he recently had like an 0-35 stretch. So of course he comes through today as a pinch hitter with a two out, two RBI single to extend the lead.

Equally funny was that Martinez pinch hit for Jesse Winker, who had a big triple earlier in the game. Winker was a Brewer last year, had by far his worst season, and hated Milwaukee. When he tripled he talked shit with Milwaukee's shortstop who told Winker he'd meet him in the parking lot after the game. The Brewers are embarrassing.
 
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