Fat man have mouth like a trout, brain like a goldfish - ancient Chinese proverb

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Crumbly feta is not God's Plan
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Heidi Hildeman customer
I bet you this is like that time he spent a long ass time copy/pasting and then acted all smug "oh, you still here? those messages were automated, stlaker"

he wants to pretend he has an auto-unsub bot running to cope with his goldfish retardation, which he obviously hasn't as showb by the "Unsub" not in all-caps as instructed

now he's stuck responding to all those to mantain the cope
 
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