Fat idiot


I'm Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction/doom!
"We are ready for you. You are not ready for us."

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Mitch Weaver

Is just too sweet !
Never underestimate the desperation a sixty year old wife of an obese trucker has to make a couple bucks.

Get one directly from the Opester


4.20, child. Quietly now.
Rick doesn't know a single attractive person, does he? Not a single picture of him with anything but mutants.
It's the most depressing thing about Rick.

Imagine how shit your life would be if the only friends you had were these people. It's disturbing. But then Rick is so narcissistic that he wouldn't want to hang around any man who's more intelligent, good looking, has more money, and a bigger schlong than him. And that's pretty much any man.