Fat faggot with a shitty anus and ass crack Shane Nokes was charged with stealing a CD from the cover of a magazine.

[Dog Eater]

From the KF guy who submits these.

 

[Dog Eater]

The butterknife was for scraping the shit out of his ass.

 

[porquedealer]

It was an AOL cd... what a faggot

edit: it could have been a game demo disc and he says its an AOL one because it doesn't sound as bad (seeing as they were basically free)

 

[DominusOdium]

Probably video game demo CD

 

[Jenna]

Probably video game demo CD

Yup, one of those Xbox demo discs that used to come with the magazine each month. Dummy couldn't even go to Walmart and shoplift the actual game, just the free demo disc.

 

[Udders]

2001? He must've been around 20. Not only is it pathetic but he got caught. You're 20 and probably weren't as fat as you are now, run nigga.

 

[Professor Rape]

It was a demo for The Sims: Hot Date expansion pack.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It was an AOL cd... what a faggot

edit: it could have been a game demo disc and he says its an AOL one because it doesn't sound as bad (seeing as they were basically free)

They were literally free. We got them in the mail all the time and you could request one if you needed it. Or just download the software from them if you were a super tech genius like he was.

 

[captain_kamala]

Back when they were giving cds out like that I wallpapered my bathroom with them because they looked cool. And any day I was a good anorexic and had 400 to 600 calories a day I wrote the date in dry erase marker on them. My mom was like what's thi about. Lmao

 

[Jenna]

Xbox wasn't out yet, but the date of the theft (April 30, 2001) points to the May 2001 issue of the official Playstation Magazine, which came with the following demo disc:

Official U.S. Playstation Magazine: May 2001 - Issue 44 - Demo Disc (Playstation 1) Pre-Owned: Disc Only

- Pre-Owned - 100% Original - Region 1/US Release - Guaranteed to Play! - All of our items go through a thorough inspection process. We use top of the line VMI Hybrids to buff any items that may need it. Our customers can order from us with peace of mind, knowing that the items they receive...

grumpybobsonline.com

He'll probably lie and say he shoplifted it to play Metal Gear Solid or Tekken 3, but we all know he wanted to play the first level of Emperor's New Groove 50x times.

 

[NoBacon]

Bill Gates letting Shane Nokes go from Microsoft

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm telling you, that butter knife went so far up his asshole it touched his brain and caused permanent damage.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Ugh he's even too fat to steal properly

 

[DooDooBrown]

Back when they were giving cds out like that I wallpapered my bathroom with them because they looked cool. And any day I was a good anorexic and had 400 to 600 calories a day I wrote the date in dry erase marker on them. My mom was like what's thi about. Lmao

Did ya?

 

[Dog Eater]

Xbox wasn't out yet, but the date of the theft (April 30, 2001) points to the May 2001 issue of the official Playstation Magazine, which came with the following demo disc:

View attachment 244227

Official U.S. Playstation Magazine: May 2001 - Issue 44 - Demo Disc (Playstation 1) Pre-Owned: Disc Only

- Pre-Owned - 100% Original - Region 1/US Release - Guaranteed to Play! - All of our items go through a thorough inspection process. We use top of the line VMI Hybrids to buff any items that may need it. Our customers can order from us with peace of mind, knowing that the items they receive...

grumpybobsonline.com

He'll probably lie and say he shoplifted it to play Metal Gear Solid or Tekken 3, but we all know he wanted to play the first level of Emperor's New Groove 50x times.

I think I had that one.

 

[Dog Eater]

good anorexic and had 400 to 600 calories

Slay queen.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Everyone I knew stole demo disks like that all the time, it's impressive he got caught, I bet he was a repeat offender.

 

[Beavis]

Everyone I knew stole demo disks like that all the time, it's impressive he got caught, I bet he was a repeat offender.

I took dozens from PC gaming magazines before I got caught. Was with the family so I couldn’t run. The store sent a demand letter to my house for $100 and my dad threw it away.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

This fat nigga got caught stealing a demo disk and was probably such a shrieking faggot the store told the cop, "ya know what? Yeah we're pressing charges"
How much could a fucking magazine had been back then? Normally I figured they just make him buy the magazine he took the disk from. This faggot claimed he was programing computers at 4 years old but had to steal a demo disk. Incredible

 

[DominusOdium]

Xbox wasn't out yet, but the date of the theft (April 30, 2001) points to the May 2001 issue of the official Playstation Magazine, which came with the following demo disc:

View attachment 244227

Official U.S. Playstation Magazine: May 2001 - Issue 44 - Demo Disc (Playstation 1) Pre-Owned: Disc Only

- Pre-Owned - 100% Original - Region 1/US Release - Guaranteed to Play! - All of our items go through a thorough inspection process. We use top of the line VMI Hybrids to buff any items that may need it. Our customers can order from us with peace of mind, knowing that the items they receive...

grumpybobsonline.com

He'll probably lie and say he shoplifted it to play Metal Gear Solid or Tekken 3, but we all know he wanted to play the first level of Emperor's New Groove 50x times.

I love this autistic wonderland