FAT DRUNK

[RickReternal]

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Mr. Buffet? He couldn't be happy with a hamburger and fries so he has unlimited food on the brain.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Followed by 3-4 beers at the game plus some other baseball game treats. It's probably a 3500-4000 calorie day for patrick

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I think "mr. buffet" would give a dismissive thumbs up and a coupon to one of his shitty restaurants.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Followed by 3-4 beers at the game plus some other baseball game treats. It's probably a 3500-4000 calorie day for patrick

Word on the street is he shit himself again.

 

[guest]

You’re 40+ years old, pull yourself together you disgusting fatty.

 

[Jack FN]

I've had school lunches that have looked better than that.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nice to see him celebrating pissing away someone else's money.

 

[SFWA liaison]

as if he needed an excuse to day drink and eat burgers

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Why did they stick a plastic butter knife into the burger like that? what the fuck

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why did they stick a plastic butter knife into the burger like that? what the fuck

The classy way to make sure the burger doesn't explode before it gets to your table.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The classy way to make sure the burger doesn't explode before it gets to your table.

I figured the burger might be related to Shane Nokes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Totally not bothered by losing $32k in the last week. Rewards himself for taking the biggest legal loss since losing his daughters visitation.

 

[firstimelongtime]

“Dive bar”. Ok, dude, right.

 

[EraGodless]

Totally not bothered by losing $32k in the last week. Rewards himself for taking the biggest legal loss since losing his daughters visitation.

You can't lose your daughter's visitation if you paper abort her first.

 

[cliveowen]

“Dive bar”. Ok, dude, right.

He loves saying shit like this to make himself seem hip and cool. The picture looks like a fucking Applebees

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

“Dive bar”. Ok, dude, right.

They don't serve burgers and margaritas at dive bars. Dive bars are just beer, whiskey, pool tables and dartboards.

 

[guest]

They don't serve burgers and margaritas at dive bars. Dive bars are just beer, whiskey, pool tables and dartboards.

Maybe a communal bowl of peanuts if you're lucky

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Maybe a communal bowl of peanuts if you're lucky

That guys who haven't washed their hands after pissing have jammed their hands into.