Fake Fan Comment From 2017

[Caverlock]

Very real message from a very real person posted to Patrick's site on a since-deleted section:

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x.com

x.com

Too bad it wasn't handwritten; I get the strangest feeling it would have looked familiar.

Just for comparison:

 

[cliveowen]

I never read his horseshit, but am willing to bet there was nothing special about the "they" character and it had absolutely no effect on the plot or story. Just something he shoehorned in.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He definitely writes the Airbnb reviews for his hovel guests.

 

[Honey Badger]

I never read his horseshit, but am willing to bet there was nothing special about the "they" character and it had absolutely no effect on the plot or story. Just something he shoehorned in.

He’s talking about a literal crab

 

[Brooke Shields]

when Patrick was a comic(entertain the thought) he was a straight white male, who in the world would use the word "diverse" to describe him other than an idiot who know it's a good-boy brownie-points word

 

[SFWA liaison]

it takes a real rural 1.7 rube to describe a city as "a place with plenty of ladies"

 

[Kurt_Love]

Very real message from a very real person posted to Patrick's site on a since-deleted section:

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x.com

x.com

Too bad it wasn't handwritten; I get the strangest feeling it would have looked familiar.

Just for comparison:
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Holy shit. The longer one couldn't any more obviously be in Rick's retarded writing style. I'm sure he thought he was tricking thousands of people into buying his 6 books and pre-spent those future earnings. Ol baw sold 293 books total in his life

 

[fricklefrackle]

Very real message from a very real person posted to Patrick's site on a since-deleted section:

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x.com

x.com

Too bad it wasn't handwritten; I get the strangest feeling it would have looked familiar.

Just for comparison:
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This is him editing comments like he did with us at the beginning. He was eating shit online way before we came along.

 

[ISO__JOE]

This reminds me of Sam Roberts writing fake fan e-mails for Scorch, which reminded me that Sam Roberts exists and fucked up my whole Tuesday evening to be honest witcha. *sniiiiif*

 

[kingship75]

This reminds me of Sam Roberts writing fake fan e-mails for Scorch, which reminded me that Sam Roberts exists and fucked up my whole Tuesday evening to be honest witcha. *sniiiiif*

Thoughts and prayers, brothaman.

 

[Turry Fawks]

This reminds me of Sam Roberts writing fake fan e-mails for Scorch, which reminded me that Sam Roberts exists and fucked up my whole Tuesday evening to be honest witcha. *sniiiiif*

 

[BudDickman]

How can a person be diverse?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

How can a person be diverse?

Patrick should be divided.

 

[Caverlock]

How can a person be diverse?

Maybe he's just too dumb to use "eclectic". He also has trouble with "elliptic" and "ecliptic". He's a retard.

 

[Lunkhead]

"upon finishing a book, but, well, here, I, am."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hello Patrick, you are a really fat, gay, and stupid comic