Faggot

[guest]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I just got some huge Pat news everybody. Pat is a fucking retard. Oh? You don’t think that’s groundbreaking? What have you contributed? Come back when you’ve done something for the board.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Oh c'mon now. As good as pig's police freakout audio was, I feel it'd have been way more impactful if it was spilt up into 30 second clips and dragged out over 3 hours with commentary interspersed. That's how how I like to consume my media anyhow.

 

[Meownaw]

Was he even the one that got the transcripts?

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Hello, fans. Daniel W. Mullen here.

 

[Meownaw]

Let me make a thread called DAN MULLEN HATE THREAD and pretend to own it but instead come off as an even bigger pussy who can't take his time in the barrel.

Reference you wouldn't get.

I just got some huge Pat news everybody. Pat is a fucking retard. Oh? You don’t think that’s groundbreaking? What have you contributed? Come back when you’ve done something for the board.

 

[RobertMewler]

Was he even the one that got the transcripts?

Nope.

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Let me make a thread called DAN MULLEN HATE THREAD and pretend to own it but instead come off as an even bigger pussy who can't take his time in the barrel.

Reference you wouldn't get.

What have you ever brought to the table, character? Didn't think so. You have no fucking idea what's going on behind the scenes.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I just got some huge Pat news everybody. Pat is a fucking retard. Oh? You don’t think that’s groundbreaking? What have you contributed? Come back when you’ve done something for the board.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hello, fans. Daniel W. Mullen here.

Most of you know me as a firebrand on OnA forums, but what you may not know is that I am also a rubber shit salesman, which is my heh heh actual full time job.

Being a dog shit salesman, I'm supposed to be looking into the humor; dissecting it...

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Most of you know me as a firebrand on OnA forums, but what you may not know is that I am also a rubber shit salesman, which is my heh heh actual full time job.

Being a dog shit salesman, I'm supposed to be looking into the humor; dissecting it...

I've had shooting matches with rubber shit and liquid ass fans.

 

[Stent]

I'm going to really let you have it on my emergency pre-show. Call in if you dare!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You think you get to go around, posting pics of Christina Ricci all the time?

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

You think you get to go around, posting pics of Christina Ricci all the time?

I retract my former comments about Ms. Ricci. She's the goods. Far better than Flavia. She's just here scrub toilets for pennies. TEE HEE

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I retract my former comments about Ms. Ricci. She's the goods. Far better than Flavia. She's just here scrub toilets for pennies. TEE HEE

I heard she collects doodies for Dan so he can make the rubber ones look more authentic. And then he eats them.

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

I heard she collects doodies for Dan so he can make the rubber ones look more authentic. And then he eats them.

I am for quality, civilian rascal.

 

[guest]

I am for quality, civilian rascal.

Dan, you eat the Brazilian coochie?

 

[Imager]

I retract my former comments about Ms. Ricci. She's the goods. Far better than Flavia. She's just here scrub toilets for pennies. TEE HEE

Welcome back Dan. I have an idea for a segment. How about we cover an mtf tranny beating real females in a swimming competition and instead of talking about it we watch the part where they swim laps and then you don't have any jokes set up so you go to Bobo, which is actually an improvement over the two minutes of watching swimming.

The board will love it, Dan!

 

[Daniel WIlliam Mullen]

Dan, you eat the Brazilian coochie?

No, rascal. My wife has a penis.

 

[guest]

No, rascal. My wife has a penis.

Her only redeeming quality, no offence.