Faggot Porsalin took so long to make a documentary that nobody will give a shit when it comes out.

[guest]

PAT WINS AGAIN!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

We need to entice him with something to hurry his ass up. Any jew rappers we know that are 30 years past their prime that could be our hype man?

 

[BoomerSperg]

I was thinking the other day about suggesting we turn this into a Dan Sobel board because he puts out multiple videos a day (ANYONE CAN DO IT), but I realized it wouldn't fit because I don't think Dan can read. He's retarded, you see.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

maybe Rick will sue him. That might be entertaining…Rick, Resto and Mayr trying to sue a foreign national for deformation

 

[Turk February]

Now come on, guys, I'm sure it will be great. He even interviewed a comic book guy for it half a year ago. It's going to be great.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Lots of people are saying it's the Duke Nukem Forever of amateur lolcow docs.

 

[Sue Lightning]

To put this into perspective Beige finished his entire Cumia series in the time it took Porsalin to put out a single trailer for this shitshow. That’s 7 episodes on Ant and 2 on Joe.

For one Patrick documentary.

 

[Turk February]

To put this into perspective Beige finished his entire Cumia series in the time it took Porsalin to put out a single trailer for this shitshow. That’s 7 episodes on Ant and 2 on Joe.

For one Patrick documentary.

Also, when Beige was overwhelmingly downvoted for his first episode, he just kept making them until perception turned around cuz he liked it and believed in it, instead of running away crying from the internet any time someone says something bad about him, only putting out docs he knows will get him updoots.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Strike while the iron is hot I always say

 

[guest]

It will be entertaining. His audience will like it. People here will pan it for getting obscure details wrong. There will be new Patposters that people here will faggily try to keep away via gatekeeping. Porsalin will move on to his next thing.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Also, when Beige was overwhelmingly downvoted for his first episode, he just kept making them until perception turned around cuz he liked it and believed in it, instead of running away crying from the internet any time someone says something bad about him, only putting out docs he knows will get him updoots.

I'd say Beige was partly responsible for the Opie face turn. The scene in the documentary where Opie teared up talking about his crumbling relationship with Anthony and how he wanted to make amends, juxtaposed with that stupid emotionless queen on his public access show saying it wasn't one of those things they can just hash out over a couple of beers, is a good example.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I'd say Beige was partly responsible for the Opie face turn.

This is DMAN erasure and I wont stand for it.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s not for us. We want a sober documentation of his story and Porsalin does cunty puns and jokes about pepperoni to kiwifarms freaks.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I'll astroturf it no matter how bad it is just to get more eyes on the pig

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There will be new Patposters that people here will faggily try to keep away via gatekeeping. Porsalin will move on to his next thing.

This place has become more and more like the Farms, now that you mention it.

 

[Kurt_Love]

If he keeps that first 10 minutes the same, there won't be 15 new patposters. That was a pile of shit.

 

[JumboYumYums]

I didn't really like all the use of AI voiced in-jokes on the trailer to be completely honest witcha, he should just do it the same way he did the worm has turned.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Also, when Beige was overwhelmingly downvoted for his first episode, he just kept making them until perception turned around cuz he liked it and believed in it, instead of running away crying from the internet any time someone says something bad about him, only putting out docs he knows will get him updoots.

And I have to give it to him that even tho he’s half a fag he made a good documentary. Anthony Cumias Demented World > Any Porsalin doc even the ones on Jim and Sam.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I didn't really like all the use of AI voiced in-jokes on the trailer to be completely honest witcha, he should just do it the same way he did the worm has turned.

You forget brothaman. That was just in jokes done in his own voice too. The only reason that “worked” is because we already knew the in jokes and it was made for us. Putting 3 years into a documentary and all we want is for other people BESIDES us to know about Pat. The fucking cutesy in joke shit and references isn’t gonna work for that. But thats always been his style.

 

[Turk February]

But thats always been his style.

Pandering?