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How do I mess with him?
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Faggot in the break room who didnt respond when I said hi, and is just playing nintendo switch.
Start masturbating. If he freaks out just say you thought you were invisible. Then he'll say Hello from now own and be more aware of his surroundings.
You’re working on thanksgiving?
If you’re bigger than he is, remove his hat.
If you’re bigger than he is, remove his hat.
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I moved out of us/milwaukee a while ago due to legal issues. They dont have thanksgiving here.
Show him a picture of @captain_kamala’s cock
Registered sex offender?
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Called someone fat online
Man no good job has a break room. I'm picturing a tube TV and a 1990s fridge that people fight over shelf space.
Ask him isn't the switch made for babies he will like the small talk
If there's a microwave, heat up some fish.
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This is the best job I'ved ever had. Without doxing myself, the equivalent of Homer Simpson's job (safety inspector/technician) for a huge company, where I sleep and eat donuts all day. I had a huge meeting yesterday and they mentioned how the companys safety is in the new guy's (me) hands and I was thinking lol shit.
Your Panera has a Nintendo Switch?
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Don't be so sensitive, maybe he didn't hear you. Or maybe just doesn't like you.
Take his switch, toss it in the sink, and turn the water on. Then look at him and say “Hello!”.
Get a high power neodymium magnet and Weimer that hardware
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You're super spreading in an office?
What if op sounded like someone that wants mans ass
put in some ear plugs and then let tiktok autoplay videos the whole time he's in there