Ivy hats are the gayest shit on the planet. Actually a worse type of headwear than the classic neckbeard fedora.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Faggot fashion Vol. 1
- Thread starter Mr. Faggotry
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Wuzzat? Oh, sod off, you wanker.
I disagree
These are class if you know how to wear them. Clearly Leo does not. They’re an accessory that needs to be accompanied by an appropriate outfit and footwear. A tropical Kangol can easily be worn with casual jeans and a t-shirt, but if you’re wearing a wool version of this cap, you’d better have on a collared shirt, nicer trousers, and leather shoes/boots. A nice watch would also fit the mold. Same goes for a pork pie hat (my personal favorite, aside from the classic baseball). Otherwise you’ll look like Pat, in his black leather duster and and shitty navy blue Skechers sneakers with white soles. God what an irredeemable faggot. Can’t he do anything right? I’d love to beat the fuck out of him with a long piece of rebar.
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That was me. Came in here to call them that again.
I'll admit that I ordered one years ago when I started losing my hair, but I misjudged the size slightly and it left a noticeable red line around my dome as well. I'll buy another to wear with my handsome Barbour jacket once I move to a colder/wetter clime. Look out ladies!
The appropriate outfit is 1920s British newsboy.
I wear those. 
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It's working class garbage that got revived as some quaint shit
Would be like people wearing Du-rags to Hipster breweries in the 2080s.
Would be like people wearing Du-rags to Hipster breweries in the 2080s.
I rock fedoras outta respect for Jakob Dylan, you can kiss me right in the tuchus.
My dad has always called them cocksucker hats.
Did you wear one when you blew him?
How dare you spreading such filthy lies about the great Vincent Vance Vigoda?
It's working class garbage that got revived as some quaint shit
Would be like people wearing Du-rags to Hipster breweries in the 2080s.
"I should invest in a meat grinder..."
I hate that business casual morphed from "you can take off the tie and jacket, we like to have fun here" into "eh whatever just look like you raided your elderly father's closet and disregard all advice on matching colors, fabrics and patterns". No socks required may be the most offensive part.
They're consistently well-groomed, but repulsive blow-hards and ultimately stupid untalented faggots that crave attention.
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If you have a strong Anglo-Saxon face you can pull them off
If you're Jewish or black or whatever kind of wop kraut russky mutt moon-face DiCaprio is, don't wear one.
If you're Jewish or black or whatever kind of wop kraut russky mutt moon-face DiCaprio is, don't wear one.
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reminds me a comment my uncle once said after seeing a Black dude riding a Harley Davidson..."They werent built to ride those machines, they always look goofy".
reminds me a comment my uncle once said after seeing a Black dude riding a Harley Davidson..."They werent built to ride those machines, they always look goofy".
I agree with everything you said, though in fairness, loafers usually don't go with socks. Makes one look like Pee Wee Herman.