Fag!

[Dennis Denuto]

 

[guest]

Fucking thing sucked!

 

[Coonskin]

What a weak mother. Bitch was a fobbit in the military.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I bet this whale didn't even see the movie. Post the ticket stub, fed.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Disney level acting.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The most unbelievable part of this is the claim she logged off and did something with her child. Of course even in her made-up mothering stories, Jackie couldn’t give her daughter any attention, just take her to look at a larger screen than the ones she (and probably her children) stare at 25/8.

 

[PogromStallone]

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And now we have actual confirmation that she is retarded.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure everyone stood and clapped.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Jackie couldn't pick her daughter out of a crowd.

 

[warchief1978]

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ewwww. I didnt know it procreated.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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If you're an adult and cried at anything Disney you need to be put in a camp.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

If the naked pic of the mermaid is legit, she's pretty hot for a darkie

 

[RobertMewler]

"An excellent homage to the original animated film". But what about the original book where Andersen describes the mermaid as, “her skin was as clear and delicate as a rose-leaf, and her eyes as blue as the deepest sea"?

 

[Brooke Shields]

"An excellent homage to the original animated film". But what about the original book where Andersen describes the mermaid as, “her skin was as clear and delicate as a rose-leaf, and her eyes as blue as the deepest sea"?

"her skin was the color of shit"

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

While she was in the theater, she bumped into an elder crab who wanted to apologize for the great crab attack of 1960. They both cried. She is now a Little Mermaid expert.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

While she was in the theater, she bumped into an elder crab who wanted to apologize for the great crab attack of 1960. They both cried. She is now a Little Mermaid expert.

Fun fact #Little Mermaid. A water balloon filled with $1 worth of crab shells thrown at the tentacles can disable a sea witch as fast as a $100,000 Javelin missile

 

[guest]

Jackie couldn't pick her daughter out of a crowd.

Maybe with a forklift or small crane...?

 

[Stlaker Child]

Nice shot for shot remake, stupid

 

[DiarrheaDick]

If you're an adult and cried at anything Disney you need to be put in a camp.

She's unstable. She probably cries all the time.

 

[RickReternal]

What did the court visitation supervisor think of the movie, cunt?