Yeah, some “glitch.” This free service doesn’t do everything Joe wishes it would. Sounds like some glowing fed shit to Frank!
Scottish guy who’s a MAGA and pronounces Frank with a G. Where does Joe make these friends?
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Facebook is deliberately silencing this man
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Yeah, some “glitch.” This free service doesn’t do everything Joe wishes it would. Sounds like some glowing fed shit to Frank!
Scottish guy who’s a MAGA and pronounces Frank with a G. Where does Joe make these friends?
Do you ever stop to think about the sheer amount of stuff he whines about?
Me finding out Facebook doesn't do something - Ok, got it.
Joe discovering the same thing - WTF?! FACEBOOK ONLY LETS YOU RECORD LIVE AUDIO FOR...
Me finding out Facebook doesn't do something - Ok, got it.
Joe discovering the same thing - WTF?! FACEBOOK ONLY LETS YOU RECORD LIVE AUDIO FOR...
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Divorced, imagine my shock etc.
I love when he tries to spin his gigs as some VIP shit. I wonder if he gets two-for-one-apps or COMP’D.
Mark Zuckerberg himself has determined that Joe is too much a truth teller and has personally capped him to only 30 minutes of truth at a time!
First Alex Jones, next Joe Cumia will be in the dock and facing $1 billion in damages. How many consecutive years would he need to play 24/7 at TGI Friday’s to make that kind of coin? Even if he got $20/hour (doubtful) and never took a break to piss, shit, eat or sleep, he’d only gross (emphasis on gross) a little over $175k/year. He could pay it off in just 570.7762557077626 short years!
I always wondered what Bro Joe groupie would look like. To be fair she's way better than he has at home
Yeah, it's not like anyone can stream live on YouTube, Vimeo, Instagram, Twitter, or Twitch, if one was so desperate to get their dumb content out in the world. Also, FranG is a faggot Brit douche shovel. GOD and FREEDOM before FAMILY. Nice declaration of stupidity, stupid.
Wait, he's BRAGGING about drawing no one to his "gig"? Jesus, what a fat sweaty dolt.
My point exactly. He also hashtags corporate money when he’s not playing a corporate gig. Yeah, TGIFridays is a corporation, but that ain’t a swank, all expenses COMP’D kinda affair. Moo.
Joe's fishbowl must have stayed in the Fiat. It's going to be another 'lowkey' Christmas for Joe.
It’s genuinely (I’m not being sarcastic) sad that his father never had a word of praise for Joe, to the point that he’s in his 60s and needs strangers on FB to tell him he done good. I could fucking cry for this guy if I thought about it for too long. Their dad was so mean and abusive. I wonder what his father was like.
Joe has been involved in his local music scene for over forty years, and he's still playing in empty rooms, for an audience of no one. He doesn't even have a tiny core scene of 10-20 other local musicians or fans who hang out at his shows together. I've known guys who sang in Judas Priest cover bands who had a bigger following than Joe does. Not a friend in the world. It's really incredibly sad and pitiful when you think about it. If you have even one loyal friend who actually gives a shit about you, you've lived a richer and more fulfilling life than Joe has.
"J-jokes on you guys I get paid the same anyway..."
Literally nobody had to know the headcount, this fucking girl just felt compelled to post. Cumia blood is the worst birth defect.
Literally nobody had to know the headcount, this fucking girl just felt compelled to post. Cumia blood is the worst birth defect.
He's ashamed, and humiliated, so he's dealing with it by publicly pretending it's all good, and he wins no matter what. He's trying to pretend this retarded guitar nonsense is a real job now, and, predictably, it's failing miserably. But on social media, Joe is a thriving musician, getting paid to do what he loves, the luckiest man alive, and not an obese sweaty idiot who can't pay the electric bill by himself.