Yeah, some “glitch.” This free service doesn’t do everything Joe wishes it would. Sounds like some glowing fed shit to Frank!
Scottish guy who’s a MAGA and pronounces Frank with a G. Where does Joe make these friends?
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Divorced, imagine my shock etc.View attachment 71748
Yeah, some “glitch.” This free service doesn’t do everything Joe wishes it would. Sounds like some glowing fed shit to Frank!
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Scottish guy who’s a MAGA and pronounces Frank with a G. Where does Joe make these friends?
First Alex Jones, next Joe Cumia will be in the dock and facing $1 billion in damages. How many consecutive years would he need to play 24/7 at TGI Friday’s to make that kind of coin? Even if he got $20/hour (doubtful) and never took a break to piss, shit, eat or sleep, he’d only gross (emphasis on gross) a little over $175k/year. He could pay it off in just 570.7762557077626 short years!Mark Zuckerberg himself has determined that Joe is too much a truth teller and has personally capped him to only 30 minutes of truth at a time!
I always wondered what Bro Joe groupie would look like. To be fair she's way better than he has at homeShe's my favourite. When it comes to Bovine fans or friends. View attachment 71793
My point exactly. He also hashtags corporate money when he’s not playing a corporate gig. Yeah, TGIFridays is a corporation, but that ain’t a swank, all expenses COMP’D kinda affair. Moo.Wait, he's BRAGGING about drawing no one to his "gig"? Jesus, what a fat sweaty dolt.
Joe's fishbowl must have stayed in the Fiat. It's going to be another 'lowkey' Christmas for Joe.View attachment 71823
I’ve definitely had many a gig that we refer to as “paid rehearsals” but never bragged about silly shit like that on social media. That’s a backstage quip at worst.
Languish in mediocrity, Bovine.
It’s genuinely (I’m not being sarcastic) sad that his father never had a word of praise for Joe, to the point that he’s in his 60s and needs strangers on FB to tell him he done good. I could fucking cry for this guy if I thought about it for too long. Their dad was so mean and abusive. I wonder what his father was like.View attachment 71823
I’ve definitely had many a gig that we refer to as “paid rehearsals” but never bragged about silly shit like that on social media. That’s a backstage quip at worst.
Languish in mediocrity, Bovine.
He's ashamed, and humiliated, so he's dealing with it by publicly pretending it's all good, and he wins no matter what. He's trying to pretend this retarded guitar nonsense is a real job now, and, predictably, it's failing miserably. But on social media, Joe is a thriving musician, getting paid to do what he loves, the luckiest man alive, and not an obese sweaty idiot who can't pay the electric bill by himself."J-jokes on you guys I get paid the same anyway..."
Literally nobody had to know the headcount, this fucking girl just felt compelled to post. Cumia blood is the worst birth defect.
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