Expain to me why you're so funny.

[ミスタースパーコル]

!

 

[BUBBLER]

Nigger

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Doesn't need explanation ^_^

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Rape

 

[DMAN]

Because I go in there, and I try my damndest to really do my best. And I try my hardest not to let you down. On this forum, you can be beat at any given time, it has to happen sooner or later. I'm getting better and better each day, and Boy am I proud to do it for all you fans.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm a prolific r/standupshots poster, nigger. Them updoots don't lie.

 

[Nigger John]

I’m not

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Rape

 

[Chive Turkey]

I might not be funny on da formes but I fawkin KILL on stage.

 

[1073waaf]

I’ve been doing this since I was fawkin 18 years old. Sniff.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I’m not

Same here but why does Dan Mullen rape?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I was funnier when I was young. Not so much anymore.

I need to go back to the way I used to be.

 

[Ronnie G]

I'm not afraid to get down in the trenches, like just be vulnerable under that big spotlight where we're all scared to go. A lot of people can't handle the level of honesty required to really kill, y'know?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

because we'll be bankrupt in 5 years

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

This is the actor who plays 'Toss Pot'; I've not been on-point with the funny recently due to health issues, but I'll answer:

I wasn't made funny, I was born funny!

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I wasn't made funny, I was born funny!

You sure look funny

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You sure look funny

I love you, that's exactly the response I needed

 

[Chive Turkey]

You sure look funny

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I just love to spread glee and mirth

edit: in that order

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm a risible little nigger that loves to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but only if self inflicted.