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Let's be honest, the Evil Dead movies revolutionized horror films. The first 3 were great (the best being 2>Army of Darkness>1>first remake).
Holy shit is Evil Dead Rise a bad movie.
I knew it would be shit when I saw it was an Hour and a half film. Alot of gore, which when I was younger was a great thing.
Does getting older refine your taste? I used to love slasher movies, but now they are just cheese.
Anyhow, the movie takes place in some dilapidated apartment with maybe 4 residents total. It is a "bank", which during an earthquake. Mind you absolutely no emergency services arrived. There are now 3 books of the dead (actually was a pretty cool part when they played the record). And then it devolves into a special effects presentation. The ending was super lame, all the dead people conglomerates into a big creature that is ultimately killed. Because all apartments have a handy wood chipper downstairs.
It ends with some random resident waking up and walking into the garage . Never mind the attacks, blood, and earthquake. This bitch slept straight through.
Honestly (I would tell ya), the last good horror movie I saw was The Witch. Haven't seen Hereditary yet, off the fact I don't like watching movies where children and animals are killed. Its a cheap trick used by filmmakers to "see how edgy we are"
Way too many potholes, and it appeals to the man children who just can let go.
Don't watch it, its terrible
Holy shit is Evil Dead Rise a bad movie.
I knew it would be shit when I saw it was an Hour and a half film. Alot of gore, which when I was younger was a great thing.
Does getting older refine your taste? I used to love slasher movies, but now they are just cheese.
Anyhow, the movie takes place in some dilapidated apartment with maybe 4 residents total. It is a "bank", which during an earthquake. Mind you absolutely no emergency services arrived. There are now 3 books of the dead (actually was a pretty cool part when they played the record). And then it devolves into a special effects presentation. The ending was super lame, all the dead people conglomerates into a big creature that is ultimately killed. Because all apartments have a handy wood chipper downstairs.
It ends with some random resident waking up and walking into the garage . Never mind the attacks, blood, and earthquake. This bitch slept straight through.
Honestly (I would tell ya), the last good horror movie I saw was The Witch. Haven't seen Hereditary yet, off the fact I don't like watching movies where children and animals are killed. Its a cheap trick used by filmmakers to "see how edgy we are"
Way too many potholes, and it appeals to the man children who just can let go.
Don't watch it, its terrible
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