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Gotta work on that Spanish before he takes off for Mexico.
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The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Something that struck me recently is that in all the years we've known of pig, I don't think I've ever once seen him ask other people on Twitter anything. Like he never ever tweets anything like "what is a good movie to watch?" or "do you like this book?" It's all just 100% pontificating or showing off his awful garden/scooter/susan or some bland meal he just ate.

Twitter to him isn't even a social thing. It's literally just to argue with people and indulge in his NPD. Fat cunt.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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There's the signature. Your secret is save with me.

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This is an Opie and Anthony reference, Dan. Opie and Anthony was an American radio show hosted by Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia that aired from March 1995 to July 2014, with comedian Jim Norton serving as third mic from 2001. The show originated in 1994 when Cumia took part in a song parody contest on Hughes' nighttime show on WBAB on Long Island, New York. After subsequent appearances, Cumia decided to pursue a radio career and teamed with Hughes to host their own show.

scumbag move" as their bits (excerpts) were being played on the morning show without their permission.[13] Hughes was cautious about moving as he felt unsure if the show's success would translate to a new radio market.[14] Cumia ended his manual labor job, and threw his tools out of his car window while driving in hope of never returning to it.[15]

1995–1998: WAAF BostonEdit

Hughes and Cumia launched their new weekday afternoon show, Opie and Anthony, at WAAF in March 1995.[6] To their surprise, Valeri left the station soon after their arrival, and the duo came to disagreements over their show with the new program director, Dave Douglas.[16] Cumia recalled the desire to ignore the rules and advice from management and began to play less music and talk more, which changed the dynamic of the show "within months".[17] One of their most notable stunts during their time at WAAF was 100 Grand, a staged giveaway of $100,000 which was hyped on the air for several weeks. When it was time for the duo to give away the prize, the "winning" caller instead received a 100 Grand chocolate bar instead of the money.[18] It was at WAAF where the show started its long running Whip 'em Out Wednesday segment that involves women flashing their breasts to drivers with a "WOW" sticker on their car.[6] In June 1997, nine weeks into the promotion, the show was suspended for two weeks after Hughes and Cumia read out a confidential memo written by the station's management about the campaign on the air. Mittman put an end to the promotion after police contacted him over public safety surrounding it, but claimed the suspension was unrelated and over an "internal matter".[19][20] In addition to their radio show, Hughes and Cumia hosted the television show Real Rock TV on WABU and released Demented World, a compilation album of their radio bits which was released in October 1997 and sold 40,000 copies.[21][22] A late 1997 broadcast where Hughes threatened to punch WBCN personality Nik Carter and encouraged listeners to harass Carter was subject to a complaint and reviewed by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), but no action was taken.[23]

In April 1998, Hughes and Cumia were fired from WAAF following their April Fool's Day prank whereby Hughes and Cumia announced that Boston Mayor Thomas Menino had been killed in a car accident in Florida in the company of a Haitian female prostitute. The prank included reports from a fake police officer and news reporter, the latter a friend of Hughes.[24][25] The stunt and firing received national attention from the press,[6] and many listeners believed the story as Menino was on a flight during the prank, so he was out of contact while the event unfolded.[26] Menino was made aware of the prank upon his arrival and responded with a letter of complaint to the FCC,[24] pointing out the commission's broadcast regulations prohibit the broadcast of knowingly false information if it causes public harm.[27] The FCC took no action against WAAF or Hughes and Cumia over the prank.[24] The station's management suggested the duo have pies thrown at them in a stunt held at the city's square, but the idea was dismissed by the Mayor's office. After WAAF faced the possibility of its broadcasting license challenged for removal, the station fired Hughes and Cumia within a week after the prank, and suspended Mittman for one month and Douglas for one week.[28]

Shortly after their firing, Hughes called the prank "a stupid bit",[29] but both later admitted that the prank was done on purpose so they could leave the station after management offered them a disappointing raise in their salaries.[30] In addition, the pair had hired Robert Eatman as their new agent and entered secret negotiations to move to New York City, the country's largest radio market, before going ahead with the prank.[24] Hughes maintained he never intended to leave Boston, citing the city's growth as a radio market, the show's rise in the ratings, and plans to release a second radio album and enter a national syndication deal.[29] The pair also had an offer to work at a station in Atlanta, Georgia which included a visit to the station, but they declined the offer.[31]

1998–2002: WNEW New York CityEdit

statement,[149] which prompted Hughes and Cumia to end the contest.

Between 2004 and 2006, the Pests appeared at several gatherings organized by Howard Stern. In November 2004, a group held large "O&A" signs during his rally to promote XM's rival service Sirius Satellite Radio.[150] In 2005 and 2006, the Pests coordinated an attack on Stern's appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, holding up large signs and banners while shouting chants upon Stern's arrival.[151][152] Later in 2005, the Pests organized the Million Pest March to protest Stern's rally celebrating his final terrestrial radio broadcast, arriving with large signs but were denied entry to the cordoned-off area by the police. A handful of Pests did make it through, but were promptly removed from the crowd upon revealing their signs and banners.[153] When Stern moved the broadcast to the Hard Rock Cafe, some Pests performed a funeral dirge for Stern's career, carrying a makeshift coffin made of cardboard through the crowd.[154]

In 2006, the Pests were involved in the show's feuds with Scott Ferrall and Whoopi Goldberg, calling into the respective shows. Goldberg made a surprise visit to the show which led to a truce in the Pest onslaught.[155][156] In 2007, two Pests held signs attacking Tyra Banks.[157]

JocktoberEdit

In 2008, the show began an annual segment named Jocktober, where clips from other radio shows across the country were mocked and criticised during the month of October, particularly those of the morning zoo format in small radio markets.[158] Early editions saw Opie and Anthony listeners and Pests used social media for mischief, for example posting shocking or pornographic messages on the radio station's Facebook page or by e-mail, and calling into the station in droves.[158] On some editions, Hughes and Cumia mocked past segments from their own show. The final Jocktober segments aired in 2014.[158]

Other enterprisesEdit

Demented WorldEdit

Main article: Demented World
The duo released a compilation of segments from the show that aired on WAAF on a CD entitled Demented World in November 1997.[159]

Opie and Anthony Traveling VirusEdit

Main article: Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour
The Traveling Virus was a comedy tour headlined by Hughes and Cumia, as well as friends of the show, that began in 2006. In its first year, it spanned several locations in the eastern United States during the summer. In 2007, it visited eight cities through the spring and summer. It was an event they had discussed for many years, but were never able to bring it to fruition until they made their 2006 deal with CBS radio.[160][161] The 2008 tour was cancelled in favor of one show, held at the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey on August 2.[162]

Search and Destroy

On the morning of March 26, 2008, Opie and Anthony revealed they had taped a pilot for Comedy Central. The show was titled Search & Destroy and features teams of comedians performing various tasks throughout New York City.[163] Opie and Anthony believe that it may have been too graphic even for cable television.[163] Although Opie and Anthony considered the pilot a success, Comedy Central did not pick the show up.


Other appearances

Through the show's friendship with Lazlow Jones, the hosts as well as show staff have appeared in several Rockstar Games releases including Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and Red Dead Redemption.[164]



*I'm sorry to do all of that to you fellas, but I miss that old Dan bit.
 

DominusOdium

Well, somebody had to be.
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Something that struck me recently is that in all the years we've known of pig, I don't think I've ever once seen him ask other people on Twitter anything. Like he never ever tweets anything like "what is a good movie to watch?" or "do you like this book?" It's all just 100% pontificating or showing off his awful garden/scooter/susan or some bland meal he just ate.

Twitter to him isn't even a social thing. It's literally just to argue with people and indulge in his NPD. Fat cunt.
He has absolutely nothing to learn from anyone else, and most people's problems are rooted in the fact they don't consult Patrick S Tomlinson for an answer.

I've never seen him say he was sorry, wrong, that he learned something from someone, thanked them changing his mind, asked for someone's advice, suggestions, did something for someone else's benefit or admitted he wasn't an expert on literally every single topic no matter the area of expertise or complexity.

One look at Twitter, a quick glance at a wiki article on the topic and everyone else is far too stupid to offer him any insights or a differing opinion. Sorry you don't get it, baby child.

He doesn't need your book or movie suggestions. He already knows literally everything you should be watching and reading, instead.
 
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Something that struck me recently is that in all the years we've known of pig, I don't think I've ever once seen him ask other people on Twitter anything. Like he never ever tweets anything like "what is a good movie to watch?" or "do you like this book?" It's all just 100% pontificating or showing off his awful garden/scooter/susan or some bland meal he just ate.

Twitter to him isn't even a social thing. It's literally just to argue with people and indulge in his NPD. Fat cunt.
I’ve seen it once, but of course he didn’t thank the person and then right away corrects somebody with his new stolen knowledge.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I made a Ray there, as the people in Genesis would say.

You motherfucker.

That's like trying to infer Calling All Stations was as bad as Van Halen III.

Did Gary Cherone sing on a Levi's advert? No.

Did Gary Cherone sing onstage with The Scorpions at one of their largest concerts, at the bands personal request? No.

Did Gary Cherone land himself some prime, Grade A Polish tang? That I can't answer, I have to do some research and I'll get back to you.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, Tony Smith is a fucking cunt.
 

AntSucks

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God he's pathetic. For those who don't know Duolingo has leagues based on XP. Everybody is automatically put into a group of random players. If you finish in the top 10 (or whatever) you advance to the next league. You don't have to finish in the top 10 of all players, just the top 10 of the small group you've been put in. It's very easy to advance. If you don't play for weeks you will stay in your current league. You won't drop back to the bottom.

If you use the mobile app, which he does, it's even easier. You will get XP bonuses for nothing. You get double XP and triple XP if you answer x questions in a row. Most questions are multiple choice.

As you can see by the graph he is very inconsistent. He has a flurry of activity near the end of the week when the league advances. This is normal for duolingo as its part of its business model to have its users chasing XP.

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His progress in Spanish is also very poor, considering he's been at this for 2 years. He's only completed 20% of the lessons. And this is a BEGINNERS course. By the end you will still be at a beginner level.

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Rudderman

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Something that struck me recently is that in all the years we've known of pig, I don't think I've ever once seen him ask other people on Twitter anything. Like he never ever tweets anything like "what is a good movie to watch?" or "do you like this book?" It's all just 100% pontificating or showing off his awful garden/scooter/susan or some bland meal he just ate.

Twitter to him isn't even a social thing. It's literally just to argue with people and indulge in his NPD. Fat cunt.
The entire world is waiting with beyted breath for my nuggets of wisdom, child.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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God he's pathetic. For those who don't know Duolingo has leagues based on XP. Everybody is automatically put into a group of random players. If you finish in the top 10 (or whatever) you advance to the next league. You don't have to finish in the top 10 of all players, just the top 10 of the small group you've been put in. It's very easy to advance. If you don't play for weeks you will stay in your current league. You won't drop back to the bottom.

If you use the mobile app, which he does, it's even easier. You will get XP bonuses for nothing. You get double XP and triple XP if you answer x questions in a row. Most questions are multiple choice.

As you can see by the graph he is very inconsistent. He has a flurry of activity near the end of the week when the league advances. This is normal for duolingo as its part of its business model to have its users chasing XP.

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His progress in Spanish is also very poor, considering he's been at this for 2 years. He's only completed 20% of the lessons. And this is a BEGINNERS course. By the end you will still be at a beginner level.

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Cyberatorquer

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He has absolutely nothing to learn from anyone else, and most people's problems are rooted in the fact they don't consult Patrick S Tomlinson for an answer.

I've never seen him say he was sorry
, wrong, that he learned something from someone, thanked them changing his mind, asked for someone's advice, suggestions, did something for someone else's benefit or admitted he wasn't an expert on literally every single topic no matter the area of expertise.
I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.
 
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