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He wouldn’t be binge eating out of guilt. He wouldn’t be compelled to be the angry guy on Twitter for love and affection. He could work without knowing he is a deadbeat dad.
I present to you, bizarro Pat.
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Ever wonder what Pat would be like if he never abandoned his daughter.
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He wouldn’t be binge eating out of guilt. He wouldn’t be compelled to be the angry guy on Twitter for love and affection. He could work without knowing he is a deadbeat dad.
I present to you, bizarro Pat.
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He would be happier. Still a shitty person.
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I love this bit.
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Annabelle would be transitioning
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Annabelle would grow up to have niggers farting in her vagina
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Bravo. Handsome Pat is the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with... at the quaint Irish pub he co-owns with his college buddies.
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Pat would have sat on baby Annabelle after getting drunk at the bar like Christopher Moltisanti sat on Adriana's dog.
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He would be the same piece of shit he is only, only difference is he would be ignoring his own child for twitter likes.
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My sisters first husband was Pat-like, not as bad but many similar traits. He was a manchild in some ways. Their marriage lasted 5 years. She re-married to a Chad a couple years later and they're at our place for Christmas right now. Anyway, her ex remarried too and had a family. He's totally different now. This marriage and having kids made him into a good dude. It might have turned Pat around having a family. I never understood what my sis and him saw in each other to begin with. If they stayed together he likely would've been as belligerent as Pat by now
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I appreciate the bit, but to answer literally, he'd be the same Rick but with a neglected daughter.
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No way that didnt depress Jim. Handsome Jim was made when he thought he looked good. Great bit.
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One thing earth worm Jim doesn’t get credit for is that he retweeted me (handsome Jim) quite often. Patrick doesn’t have that level of confidence.
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Beautiful job! Saved for posterity: https://archive.md/BYL67
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Not after I only post about my loving daughter, my Elon Musk fandom & my rational political opinions.
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Fucking killer bit. Only problem is he really thinks he looks like that
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Took some caps. Fucking beautiful.
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Fucking awesome.
So funny how a few tweaks to his personality (actually an overhaul) and his diet (huge overhaul) can actually turn him into an appealing person. Thats hope for everyone.