Ever notice when you have to take a shit that’s all your mind thinks about

[Nigger John]

Like you get really deep thoughts about shit and you can’t really enjoy anything

 

[Mustard]

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's all my mind thinks about even if I don't.

 

[Professor Rape]

Whenever I really need to shit, all I think about is trying to narrow down what food caused this, so I can google the product and get mad if the CEO is jewish.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Whenever I really need to shit, all I think about is trying to narrow down what food caused this, so I can google the product and get mad if the CEO is jewish.

Wwaw having an upset tummy.

 

[Dog Eater]

Like you get really deep thoughts about shit and you can’t really enjoy anything

Sometimes I need to take a shit but I’m about to fall asleep then when I fall asleep I’ll dream about taking huge shits until I wake up and go to the toilet.

 

[Turk February]

Ever notice when your mind forgets to tell you you need a shit and you just shit your pants? What's up with that?

 

[Brooke Shields]

You're talking like a real diaper-prude

 

[StlakerFatti]

i just shit into my diaper and before bedtime, i let Fabía clean me up while blowing me to completion. just kidding, i'm retaining my semen, of course. never have bad thoughts when doing this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've gotten pretty good at just not thinking about it because every long road trip I've ever been on I'm my entire life, at some point I feel like I have to take an urgent right-fucking-now emergency stop shit and then by the time I get to a bathroom I'm over it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If I have a particular weekend or something where I indulge in drinking I have horrendous beer shits. It always makes me think “how the hell does Rick do this every single day?” as I’m pinching out my third Tomlinson before 12pm