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Ever notice hippies charge way more for their products?

Gay Faggot.

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It’s almost like it’s a grift, based off of gimmicks that are impossible for mass production. If cows were grass feedable and capable of mass production, every fucking cow would be grass fed. Real hippies go to their local market, and buy from real butchers or farmers. Everyone else is just either signal boosting, or they like the product for whatever reason.
 

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It’s almost like it’s a grift, based off of gimmicks that are impossible for mass production. If cows were grass feedable and capable of mass production, every fucking cow would be grass fed. Real hippies go to their local market, and buy from real butchers or farmers. Everyone else is just either signal boosting, or they like the product for whatever reason.
Also, real hippies make all their own shit, including chapstick, lotion, and all the other stuff that gets marked up. All of that is super cheap to make.
Getting meat straight from the farm or killing it yourself is a wonderful, magical thing. Tastes far better and you'll look at grocery stores like they're full of poison, because they are.
Hell, I squeeze my own orange juice now because a lady at the farmer's market gave me a cup of some I watched her make, and the shit in the bottle tastes like cough syrup in comparison.
 

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Also, real hippies make all their own shit, including chapstick, lotion, and all the other stuff that gets marked up. All of that is super cheap to make.
Getting meat straight from the farm or killing it yourself is a wonderful, magical thing. Tastes far better and you'll look at grocery stores like they're full of poison, because they are.
Hell, I squeeze my own orange juice now because a lady at the farmer's market gave me a cup of some I watched her make, and the shit in the bottle tastes like cough syrup in comparison.
The idea of “hippies” has been warped and changed through the media for years. A real hippy is self reliant and appreciates nature for what it is. They’re also anti government which is why I get along with them. The easiest way to convince a person is through eggs. Have them try an actual freshly laid egg from a hen. It will blow their fucking minds the taste difference.
 

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I remember seeing a white reggae band playing at a casino a couple years back and the hippie in front with dreds kept telling the crowd “money is the root of all evil” yet they weren’t paying for free and selling merchandise.
That man wasn’t a hippy, he was a faggot.
 

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The idea of “hippies” has been warped and changed through the media for years. A real hippy is self reliant and appreciates nature for what it is. They’re also anti government which is why I get along with them. The easiest way to convince a person is through eggs. Have them try an actual freshly laid egg from a hen. It will blow their fucking minds the taste difference.
It wouldn't do well to have everyone going for an agrarian lifestyle. It's the true meritocracy and I hate that we've gotten away from it. And yeah, it's funny to hear the right call the left "hippies" when true hippies want nothing to do with the same government that says it's okay to coat any and all foods in dye and also said it was okay to feed chickens arsenic to get them to eat more (as of a few years ago, it was made illegal, and I'm so sure chicken house operators are following the law) and any number of shitty regulations that make it okay for you to be fat and sick.

Just the color of a fresh egg alone should be enough to convince someone the shit they buy in the store is wrong. Hell, I've been converting people over by cooking in nothing but animal fats. Yeah, food tastes better when it isn't cooked in rancid industrial lubricant.
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
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It wouldn't do well to have everyone going for an agrarian lifestyle. It's the true meritocracy and I hate that we've gotten away from it. And yeah, it's funny to hear the right call the left "hippies" when true hippies want nothing to do with the same government that says it's okay to coat any and all foods in dye and also said it was okay to feed chickens arsenic to get them to eat more (as of a few years ago, it was made illegal, and I'm so sure chicken house operators are following the law) and any number of shitty regulations that make it okay for you to be fat and sick.

Just the color of a fresh egg alone should be enough to convince someone the shit they buy in the store is wrong. Hell, I've been converting people over by cooking in nothing but animal fats. Yeah, food tastes better when it isn't cooked in rancid industrial lubricant.
You don’t have to have an agrarian lifestyle in order to facilitate a no government dynamic. Some people will, and most importantly, a lot of wastes of life will die naturally (ethically) as a result of that. Meritocracy should be the basis of everything. If I can manufacture X and you can supply me with Y it will equal only benefits. We’ve simply polluted those basic ideas with Jew money nonsense over time.
 

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Just the color of a fresh egg alone should be enough to convince someone the shit they buy in the store is wrong. Hell, I've been converting people over by cooking in nothing but animal fats. Yeah, food tastes better when it isn't cooked in rancid industrial lubricant.
This article about a former vegan going back to eating meat and having amazing health results is great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...gorges-foods-granny-enjoyed--felt-better.html

Eat real food and get into nature as much as possible and you'll see your mood elevate greatly as well as your health.
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
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This article about a former vegan going back to eating meat and having amazing health results is great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...gorges-foods-granny-enjoyed--felt-better.html

Eat real food and get into nature as much as possible and you'll see your mood elevate greatly as well as your health.
I read about half that article. It was good just, never got to the point. I don’t care about you’re fucking “nan”, Faggot. I completely agree with your chosen lifestyle. Being natural omnivores is how we should be. It’s that simple.
 

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I read about half that article. It was good just, never got to the point. I don’t care about you’re fucking “nan”, Faggot. I completely agree with your chosen lifestyle. Being natural omnivores is how we should be. It’s that simple.
He then goes into studies that conclude there are vast health benefits of eating meat and whole fats. It's meant to relate to normies who never hear of this alternative.
 
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Gotta say its hard to hate Patagonia. Good products and they will either replace/repair or buy back their old products and even have a secondhand store to resell the items that were returned. They are totally worth the extra money.
I dunno. I appreciate the replace/repair shit ... But they know most people won't take them up on that offer. They pretend to be "whatever man we let our employees surf and we're gonna donate all the profits to climate change" but they're extremely strategy oriented. They work really, really hard to maintain their image as a luxury brand while pretending not to care about money. Fuck that frog faggot canuck Yvonne.
 

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The idea of “hippies” has been warped and changed through the media for years. A real hippy is self reliant and appreciates nature for what it is. They’re also anti government which is why I get along with them. The easiest way to convince a person is through eggs. Have them try an actual freshly laid egg from a hen. It will blow their fucking minds the taste difference.
When the vaxx came most of the people I saw protesting mandatory inoculation were actual hippies. Dreadlock-wearing, often pension aged white folk that were clearly left-leaning but very concerned with bodily autonomy, the power of the state and megacorporations, natural living and all that.

TPTB quickly designated them as extremist conspiracy theorists and lumped them into the same category as Russian hackers, religious fundamentalists and neonazis. People who'd likely spent their entire lives supporting the ever leftward lurch of politics made the fatal mistake of taking a stand on one issue that went too far and that got them depersoned in an instant. Many such cases, sad!
 

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I’m allllllll about earthy nonsense.

Someone handmade it? I’ll pay more for that. Patagonia shit that’s 30 years old and has been patched together? FUCK yes I want it. Honey from some chick’s backyard apiary? I’ll pay more all day every day. Eggs from your backyard chickens? Yes please. 10x the cost for meat from your heritage-breed birds? Sure!

Things that are local, things that are made by people, things that last - that’s all great shit that I love.

Hippie is a misnomer for most of this shit.
 

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I’m allllllll about earthy nonsense.

Someone handmade it? I’ll pay more for that. Patagonia shit that’s 30 years old and has been patched together? FUCK yes I want it. Honey from some chick’s backyard apiary? I’ll pay more all day every day. Eggs from your backyard chickens? Yes please. 10x the cost for meat from your heritage-breed birds? Sure!

Things that are local, things that are made by people, things that last - that’s all great shit that I love.

Hippie is a misnomer for most of this shit.
See I agree with this sentiment. Hippie is merely an arbitrary label applied that really just means faggot, and there are faggots in every aspect of human society. Any group or interest or activity will always have faggots in it who make that thing their whole identity. There’s nothing wrong with supporting local agrarian efforts, but people start being faggots about it. Same thing with coffee shops or home improvement or being in the military.
 
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