Ever have gas so bad that it concerns you?

[aRTie02150]

I'm going through it right now. I can usually tolerate a smelly fart, especially if it's my own, but right now I'm about to puke from my own gas. They're super loud too and I can't even muffle them at all. Sounds like a fog horn going off. Top it all off my stomach feels like I broke a glass bottle in it.

How's everyone's Hump Day going?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I can't imagine a puerto rican diet giving anyone gas issues.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Are you that dude who had his dick turned into a cunt who can’t control his farts anymore as a result?

 

[guest]

An ailment fit for a Pest...

 

[aRTie02150]

I can't imagine a puerto rican diet giving anyone gas issues.

Pork, rice, and plantains brah

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Bro, for a solid year and a half, my asshole smelled like a combo of rotting flesh and raw fish. Farts were absolutely toxic, and no matter how much I scrubbed my asshole there was a fishy rotten smell.
I was legitimately concerned that I might have cancer, either way, something was seriously wrong. But it went away on its own like 6 months ago so whatever. Moral of the story, problems will eventually go away on their own

 

[aRTie02150]

Are you that dude who had his dick turned into a cunt who can’t control his farts anymore as a result?

No but I'd certainly like to meet that person and make them feel bad.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I remember one night I was upstairs in the bedroom and I was rippin em so bad that my wife said she could smell it from the bottom of the stairs as she was coming up. I believe her too it really was that bad

 

[guest]

When I was still drinking, I had the worst gas of my life one day. I was hungover as fuck, driving the work truck. My co-worker was in the passenger seat, also hungover. I let one go, and as soon as I smelled it my eyes watered. I didn't say a word. When the smell hit him, he made me pull over and puked his guts out. One of the proudest moments of my life.

 

[Cuphead]

The last time I had Subway. I had the most vile smelling gas and shits of my life.

Never again

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Did you eat a paper bag filled with ducklings?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I get more confused when my next day drinking farts/shits smell sweet almost like strawberries

 

[AntSucks]

I've noticed lately that onions make me fart for hours, which is a pity because I love onions.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

When I was still drinking, I had the worst gas of my life one day. I was hungover as fuck, driving the work truck. My co-worker was in the passenger seat, also hungover. I let one go, and as soon as I smelled it my eyes watered. I didn't say a word. When the smell hit him, he made me pull over and puked his guts out. One of the proudest moments of my life.

I was at this chick's house and when she went to the bathroom I ripped one so bad that when she came back into the living room she was legitimately concerned that the dog had soiled the carpet so bad she was going to lose her security deposit.

I gave more than a little consideration to paying a trophy company to make me an award for that one.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I've noticed lately that onions make me fart for hours, which is a pity because I love onions.

I can’t eat onion rings unless I’m already home or at least not in public. The scent is intoxicating

 

[guest]

I was at this chick's house and when she went to the bathroom I ripped one so bad that when she came back into the living room she was legitimately concerned that the dog had soiled the carpet so bad she was going to lose her security deposit.

I gave more than a little consideration to paying a trophy company to make me an award for that one.

That's great. Did you tell her it was you?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That's great. Did you tell it was you?

I had to - she was seriously concerned that she was going to lose nine hundred bucks

 

[guest]

I had to - she was seriously concerned that she was going to lose nine hundred bucks

Hahaha. Poor broad. You at least get your prick sucked?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Hahaha. Poor broad. You at least get your prick sucked?

Yeah prior to that thankfully, or else she probably would have thought she was sucking a turd

 

[Stent]

You have a gypsy make the sign of the evil eye at you lately?