Ever coughed so hard you shit your pants?

[Malibu Pat]

Or are you not a cock sucking faggot like me

 

[Monk]

Never full on shit but I've definitely ripped a dab that was too hot and cut a wet fart that required cleanup from coughing really hard. Dry farts from coughing hard are worse though. They come out all wrong and violently. Feels like someone snapped a rubber band on your stink wrinkle.

 

[aRTie02150]

I had diarrhea farts on a bus once and the driver could obviously smell them because he has staring right at me through the mirror angry and disgusted. I got off and immediately shit myself because I tried running home. This was not long after eating a grilled ham and cheese sandwich after eating Nashville Hot Wings from KFC.

Good times

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I shit my pants as much as the next guy, but I dont think ever from coughing

 

[guest]

Kind of just this summer. I'd had a few beers the night before, went for a hike in the woods with my kids, coughed hard and wet farted at the same time. It was really hot so I was just wearing gym shorts commando (luckily dark grey.) I didn't want them knowing daddy had blown brown water in his shorts so pretended I'd forgotten something at home. Threw a blanket from the boot onto the driver's seat in the car, drove them back to the house and showered and changed.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

4th of july violently threw up at a holiday inn express half in the shower and half outside.. as the strained puking was going on inside the shower, i rocketed diarrhea backwards toward the bottom of the toilet bowl.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

4th of july violently threw up at a holiday inn express half in the shower and half outside.. as the strained puking was going on inside the shower, i rocketed diarrhea backwards toward the bottom of the toilet bowl.

now thats epic

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

no, but i'd love to