Even wrestlers are smarter than Pat

[Easily_Remembered]

Of course, maybe it's because Pat is incapable of any sort of inner peace or happiness, due to the colossal fuck up of a parenting job done by his whore mother and faggot father.

Either way, even men who play pretend half naked with one another in between concussions have figured something out that Saturated Pats still can't seem to grasp.

 

[UnPRePared]

Also straight edge, but when he was offered alcohol to toast Harley Race at the man's very own home, he drank a shot out of respect.

You'll never hear a similar story about Patty TummySticks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really wish the UFC would keep allowing him to get beat up. I have nothing against him, but that shit was hilarious. His second fight was like Kimbo vs. Dada bad.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I liked CM Punk until he actually fought MMA and got beat down by a guy who was clearly brought in to lose. I’m pretty sure Shane McMahon would beat the fuck out of him, much less an actual MMA fighter.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He was told this by several WWE Superstars directly if I'm not mistaken.

 

[handsomeblue]

Possibly the shittiest UFC fighter ever (with more than 1 fight in the organization) is both smarter and tougher than Patty tits.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He was told this by several WWE Superstars directly if I'm not mistaken.

You know what? You're right.

If memory serves, Patré the Giant was unsuccessful in his attempts to capture the Twitter Intercontinental Championship.

 

[Jizz]

thanks for posting this brotherman. the cookie monster has always been a great role model. Maybe if someone Pat respected told him to stop fighting with the trolls he would change his behavior!

 

[ISO__JOE]

 

[guest]

thanks for posting this brotherman. the cookie monster has always been a great role model. Maybe if someone Pat respected told him to stop fighting with the trolls he would change his behavior!

This has been attempted several times.

 

[Will Tate]

This has been attempted several times.

My family and friends know their not gonna control me anyway ANYWAY.....

 

[guest]

My family and friends know their not gonna control me anyway ANYWAY.....

Man, Nikki is a shitty wife. Who lets their husband disgrace themselves online like this? When the Pringle’s Can left the old forum you know it was at least as likely due to the hazing he took as much as it was Ade going ‘Oh, fuck, not again’ and promptly slapped his laptop down, sucked his eleven inches and asked him to not engage. I’d have done at least one of those things.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

If you wanted to tell Clark Gable to go fuck himself you had to sit down and write a letter.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

…. men who play pretend half naked with one another in between concussions..

Throw in a bottle of poppers and you’ve summed up my sex life

 

[Slackjawed Cow]