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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Even his ballwashers are turning on him now
- Thread starter DanMullen'sRetardedNephew
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He might be the most stubborn piece of shit to ever exist in the history of the universe. Despite having zero military experience, having never even sat inside a tank and possessing large, pendulous breasts which preclude him from ever being in a combat situation, this hog still won't budge an inch on his retarded guerrilla warfare via water balloon idea (that he most likely stole anyway). An actual Tank commander is calling him a fucking idiot and it still won't make a difference.
I dunno, man. I think that God still might be the OG Patposter. He put him in a family tree of shit genetics and mental illnesses, gave him horrible metabolism, a body shape perfect for unintentional comedy, the right amounts of obliviousness, no talent but plenty of unfounded confidence, giving him a beautiful wife only to take her away from him AND ensuring that it was all documented ...
Even the most stalwart of atheists would have to look at the evolution of Patposting and how he might be a better Chris Chan than even Chris Chan, and realize that there is definitely something out there more powerful than us that is in control ... and it hates Pat also.
As an avid Chris follower, what makes Pat so special is that he's not afflicted with the same mental retardation, not even close to what Chris Chan medically suffers from. Pat is just the biggest fucking asshole in the universe.
I hope Maddox doesn't sue me for that. Another guy that Patrick somehow manages to upstage in the insufferable shithead department.
This just goes to show that he was always destined to be hated. If not be Adrienne, then by the pests. If not by the pests, then by the kiwis. If not by the kiwis, then his own ball washers. If not by the ball washers, then by Drinky.
In the end, the who doesn’t really matter.
In the end, the who doesn’t really matter.
Three and a half years later and his luscious, engorged jugs are producing more milk than ever. And we're not even to March yet. This will never end.
writing upside down and the ink not coming out is fucking annoying to be honest witcha
A Tribute to Meal Men
Gorge Ouzounian
I Am Fatter Than Your Kids
Critiquing children's art
Private Dennis D. Menace, reporting for duty! Slingshots, fake dog poop and water balloons at the ready!
He really, truly is a fat, unlovable cunt.
Captain Sum Ting Wrong
I choose to believe the anonymous tank crews who are informing PIggy are, in fact, Russian psyops - making Pat a "useful idiot".
If it somehow hits the news that somebody got smoked trying this. I dont think pat will be able to hide the attention that will fall upon him.
The horror that is about to be visited upon you
Sounds like Pat's next bestseller except instead of a man it's a black lesbian, the only black lesbian in all of Ukraine.
Appel sounds like a real fruit.