Didn’t get past the first round. Honored to make it that far.
Nigga looks like Stanhope. I’ve seen better dressed hobos.
Shoot a tard into her and she's off to run Alaska:I’d throw it to Blythe as well as the crazy blonde.
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He actually looks svelte here. He must have put on 50-60 lbsI appreciate you nigga but don't do this to yourself.
Or do, because this is an all-timer for me:
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I want to frame that tweet
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Pat you werent a nerd. You didnt have the grades. You are a weirdo outcast that hangs out with the nerds and dorks.
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I can’t. I tried. I just can’t read all that. It’s awful. It’s embarrassing. I actually got queasy reading it,
I remember a comedian a while ago had a joke that was something like “Hell is a place where you have to read your old embarrassing social media posts for eternity” and that would 100% describe this. I like that all of these dumb tweets pretty much have zero likes.I can’t. I tried. I just can’t read all that. It’s awful. It’s embarrassing. I actually got queasy reading it, putting myself in his shoes and how I would feel if I had written those things, presumably drunk, and then read them later and realized it was too late to delete them or something. It’s just too embarrassing
I haven't been posting much because I think the database restore may eat these posts.Okay, read every single tweet from 2013. 99% are nonsense like this:
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Am I mentally ill? or a dedicated cyberatalker? you decide. either way, it's a harrowing trip into origins of pat.
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Pat's first twitter interaction with his second, beTTer, wife.
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Have the origins of how Pat *met* thikki been confirmed , besides the steamy car sex in the parking lot of a brewers game?
Seems like she was a typical comedy scene whore and pat was just sick of #livingalone
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His first ever viral tweet with more than 5 likes. who other than trump?
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don't think I've ever seen this posted before
nice joker smile, stupid.
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this chad was one of the members of the "cthulu comedy collective", right? seems like he got the girl...
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this faggot Erik scott debie is one of pat's oldest pals, he still goes to bat for him...
should really get more fawkin hate
There are plenty of old friends of pat that are being bookmarked for further research....
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First mention of the gay cowboy electrician on the birb site
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you think pat sold the twitter IPO for a 50% gain?
or did he hope to double his money and panic sold when it dropped below his entry?
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Find out in the 2014 tweet thread!
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He actually looks svelte here. He must have put on 50-60 lbs
I haven't been posting much because I think the database restore may eat these posts.
NGL, my ribs will explode if this post gets trashed.
I lived in LA for years and hit the comedy clubs frequently.
His face looks like its meltingIt's really impressive, Like did battling the trolls do this to him? He aged 15 years in 5.
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Another thing that doesn't add up, The first picture posted with niki was in march 2014, a year after their first public twitter interaction.
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Rick claims they've been together since 2011, even though he was openly trying to fuck the dorkington girl and would've definitly posted SOMETHING about niki before this picture in 2014, going to a con with her, etc,,, when he was literally posting #livingalone everyday and talking abotu being single.
Nothing on niki's twitter mentions rick prior to 2014 and she would tweet all the time since 2009.
Pat's a lying psychopath? news at 6?
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that Woman is a lesbian. Pat is more female than his tomboy wife.
What a fucking blob.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on with his face?
That is a horribly unflattering picture. No woman wants that posted.
What a fucking blob.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on with his face?
Yes and it’s completely normal to read up against the door, looking like an angry block, sour face and frumpy square body. Just…. comfortably against a door.That is a horribly unflattering picture. No woman wants that posted.
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