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Erock, take us out with Rick's Twitter - "2013 Worst of"

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Okay, read every single tweet from 2013. 99% are nonsense like this:

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Am I mentally ill? or a dedicated cyberatalker? you decide. either way, it's a harrowing trip into origins of pat.


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Pat's first twitter interaction with his second, beTTer, wife.

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Have the origins of how Pat *met* thikki been confirmed , besides the steamy car sex in the parking lot of a brewers game?
Seems like she was a typical comedy scene whore and pat was just sick of #livingalone

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His first ever viral tweet with more than 5 likes. who other than trump?

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don't think I've ever seen this posted before
nice joker smile, stupid.

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this chad was one of the members of the "cthulu comedy collective", right? seems like he got the girl...

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this faggot Erik scott debie is one of pat's oldest pals, he still goes to bat for him...
should really get more fawkin hate

There are plenty of old friends of pat that are being bookmarked for further research....

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First mention of the gay cowboy electrician on the birb site

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you think pat sold the twitter IPO for a 50% gain?
or did he hope to double his money and panic sold when it dropped below his entry?

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Find out in the 2014 tweet thread! :cool::image_9251:

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CruisinColin

He came off as a complete simpleton back then. He still does, but now he fancies himself a tough-guy-intellectual. You can see the makings of the current Pat there. There's far less overt rage. It's a dumb guy who thinks he's charming. He absolutely secretly thought he was a genius back then but he wasn't willing to admit it yet.
 

Kurt_Love

Nerds love the dark dress shirt and a shiny tie with a ridiculous pattern on it. They think they look so fucking cool, when it's actually embarrassing.

Also he definitely got told by that Dr he had ridiculously unhealthy cholesterol for his age and coped and seethed until he thought of that bizarro world tweet. He's admitted to be in blood pressure mess these days lol.
 
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Nerds love the dark dress shirt and a shiny tie with a ridiculous pattern on it. They think they look so fucking cool, when it's actually embarrassing.

Also he definitely got told by that Dr he had ridiculously unhealthy cholesterol for his age and coped and seethed until he thought of that bizarro world tweet. He's admitted to be in blood pressure mess these days lol.
Little Ricky is all dressed up for the prom he never got to go to
 

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
it’s funny that he has tweeted about actually taking care of his vehicles and putting them into winter storage in the past, but now he can’t because he’s too poor and fat. what a loser

He has an 2 entire half hovels available for him to wheel the bikes in and keep them over winter out of the elements.
He doesnt because he is
a) stupid
b) lazy
c) fat

Have just noticed that he doesn't overuse comma's in his tweets here. Will have to see where the switchover was and what event triggered it.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
His experience of being a high school nobody really stuck in his craw. Sure, Pat, the popular chick was all over you at the reunion because of your high salary. What was his annual income again in the divorce papers?

The nerds that “won” didn’t have 1.2 GPAs.
That’s what’s so funny, he thinks he was a nerd yet nerds were smart and had GPA’s of 3.5-4.0 and graduated colleges with degrees that translated to high paying positions. Pat was a dork who nobody liked and thought he was better and smarter than everyone yet he barely passed high school and didn’t even finish college. It’s been discussed before but “Geek” and “Nerd” are two different things, you can’t be a nerd and only have a 1.78 GPA. That low of GPA and he didn’t even do drugs so he can’t even be called a burnout.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Rick is 32 years old here. Even then, he had to document with photos every time he put on a suit, cooked, or did yard work. He's literally a kindergartner in a fat man's body. What a fascinating psychological case study.

And I would bet my paycheck he put that suit on there just to take a photo for Twitter. He wasn't going anywhere. You can tell because his hair isn't combed.
100%, he did this to convince Internet strangers he’s important and successful because he’s wearing a suit yet he doesn’t have anywhere to be. Single life Pat might be his most pathetic of Pat personas - man in his 30s trying hard to convince the internet he’s charming and quirky only to soon turn into the Pat we see today which is an arrogant miserable asshole.
 
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