Ernest Saves Christmas

[Professor Rape]

Anthony and his girlfriend visiting a friend (I couldnt think of anyone) on Christmas

Oh it's "insane"? It's insane, is it? It's a fucking hey vern sketch. FAGGOT!

 

[Cuphead]

Ernest Saves Christmas rules. Best Ernest movie in my book.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

big fan of da ernest saves camp, christmas and scared stupid

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ernest Saves Christmas rules. Best Ernest movie in my book.

Guess you never saw ernest goes to camp

 

[Professor Rape]

I like Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap. "Let's stay here for a while vern."

 

[Lunkhead]

All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!

 

[Professor Rape]

All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!

Watching Ernest Goes to Africa really got me into rape. The chick in that movie almost gets raped like twice lol. Ernest also does blackface and gets molested by a fat black african momma.

 

[Professor Rape]

All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!

Also yes, Vern raped her. *Ernest laugh*

 

[H0meRunCumia]

WWAW 'Ernest Goes to Jail'? That court scene still destroys my ribs!

 

[Lunkhead]

Watching Ernest Goes to Africa really got me into rape. The chick in that movie almost gets raped like twice lol. Ernest also does blackface and gets molested by a fat black african momma.

Haven't seen that one yet but that cover always cracked me up. Does he get a plate lip and chuck a spear at some point too? So funny what they could get away with back then. Kids entertainers today stink. I wish Jim Varney would come back from the dead and beat Blippi and Mr. Beast in the head with a spade shovel.

 

[Professor Rape]

Btw the best is Ernest Scared Stupid. At the end of the movie, when everyone is coming back from the dead except for Ernest's dog, it made me tear up as a kid.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The Ernest movies taught me so much as little young faggot late 80s early 90s kid. He taught me how to deal with other personality types in Ernest goes to camp, he taught me how to persevere even though I'm scared in Ernest scared stupid. He brought me laughs and holiday comfort in Ernest saves christmas.

But what Ernest taught me the most was how to enjoy prison, child.

 

[Professor Rape]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Where we at with Jim Varney playing a wealthy european noble that was trying to woo Jackie on an episode of Roseanne from the weird later seasons after they win the lottery. Man that show got bad

 

[Professor Rape]

Where we at with Jim Varney playing a wealthy european noble that was trying to woo Jackie on an episode of Roseanne from the weird later seasons after they win the lottery. Man that show got bad

I remember seeking that episode out just to watch it for Jim Varney, but I still can't remember a thing about it. I think they were on a plane at one point?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I remember seeking that episode out just to watch it for Jim Varney, but I still can't remember a thing about it. I think they were on a plane at one point?

That's all i remember too. It was his private jet

 

[Toast]

Btw the best is Ernest Scared Stupid. At the end of the movie, when everyone is coming back from the dead except for Ernest's dog, it made me tear up as a kid.

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That troll scared me as a kid. In fact, I don't watch horror movies to this day.

edit: spelling

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That troll scared me as a kid. In fact, I don't want horror movies to this day.

You don't watch horror movie but you hang out with trolls everyday, amirite guys?