Eric Hildeman requests couples therapy

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He writes like someone who is pretending to be a Harvard literature professor.

“Because I, the real Eric Hildeman, am telling you otherwise. “

OH WOW YOU’RE SO SMART.

A woman with Crohns left you for an unemployed goth and your sister is a prostitute with poor hygiene. Shut the fuck up.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

MENSA man falls for the oldest bit. I’m guessing the MENSA he joined is Men Exploiting Naive Small Adolescents or something

Men S(exually)A(ssaulting) children.

Don't overthink it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You guys are sick for kicking a man while he’s down

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You know, when Curly Bill puts it that way...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I can't read any of these without hearing them in Todd's phony phone scam voice.
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AY, DIS IS SHENAYNAY McPEDOPHILEPROTECTORKILLAH, IS YA FRIDGE RUNNIN?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

AY, DIS IS SHENAYNAY McPEDOPHILEPROTECTORKILLAH, IS YA FRIDGE RUNNIN?

Why yes, my, as in Eric J Hildeman’s fridge, is indeed running!

 

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

Shenaynay Collins

Apparently that's enough to fool a MENSA atheist

 

[DominusOdium]

I have to at least give him some credit for responding like an actual human, and not "You have been had by a gang of violent criminal cyberstlakers who are trying to get me killed, and are risking prison time by continuing this conversation."

Hildeman is a faux intellectual, cuckold loser who thinks being an atheist and defending pedophiles makes him an intellectual maverick. The epitome of a midwit.

Patrick is a certifiable narcissist, obsessive crazy person with a low IQ who never for one moment considers that anybody else exists but for how they can benefit him or fit into a narrative that benefits him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Why yes, my, as in Eric J Hildeman’s fridge, is indeed running!

...BETTAH GO MOLEST IT IN A VIRTUOUS FASHION THEN!!

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[TravisPickle]

Can a pathetic brotherman (other than myself) just fuck his goddamn sister and film it already?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

...BETTAH GO MOLEST IT IN A VIRTUOUS FASHION THEN!!

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Hey! Mr Hildeman, what do you think seeing an unattended child?!

I've oooonly got eeeeyes,
For youuuuuuuuuu

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Men S(exually)A(ssaulting) children.

Don't overthink it.

Mincing egotist w/ no sexual appetite

 

[RoTheHo69]

Shenaynay... And the MENSA level intellect still responds like it's legitimate.

Shenaynay Collins

 

[RoTheHo69]

Do ya?

No he doesn't

 

[captain_kamala]

Science. Fuck yeah.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Can a pathetic brotherman (other than myself) just fuck his goddamn sister and film it already?

@chewtoyrapist

 

[chewtoyrapist]

@chewtoyrapist

This is a disgusting insult and we are now sworn enemies.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He writes like someone who is pretending to be a Harvard literature professor.

“Because I, the real Eric Hildeman, am telling you otherwise. “

OH WOW YOU’RE SO SMART.

A woman with Crohns left you for an unemployed goth and your sister is a prostitute with poor hygiene. Shut the fuck up.

He writes like a college freshman doing a term paper. Unnecessarily verbose and obnoxious. Pat writes the same way. They don't understand that brevity and specificity is the way to go. They think sprinkling in a few two dollar words and taking a paragraph to accomplish what could be done in a few words makes them smart. If they'd actually completed college, any good professor would have beaten this shit out of them. They're pretentious retards, is what I'm saying.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Just a reminder, Eric was suggesting an armed revolution and lawlessness in response to Trump's election, if the country decays into a lawless state I am driving to Milwaukee and [redacted], [redacted] I respect the law, no religious belief in morality will stop my righteous revenge if the laws prohibiting [redacted] cease to be enforced, do you understand, Eric, I will [redacted] if we reach lawlessness and you keep seeking it you simpleton fool. You deserve [redacted] [redacted] you filthy pedophile animal. Again I obey the laws of the land so for now you're safe.

 

[Agent Smith]

Can a pathetic brotherman (other than myself) just fuck his goddamn sister and film it already?

Just went in for a physical and my doc says he wants to run further tests, but wouldnt say why over the phone. If it turns out I'm dying, I'll get it done.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just went in for a physical and my doc says he wants to run further tests, but wouldnt say why over the phone. If it turns out I'm dying, I'll get it done.

What is it with this place and ass cancer? God speed, bro.