Somewhere there is a girl without her father while he is drunk watching comic book movies and seething about politics.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Enough of the cape shit
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"This scene still fucks" - "Man" in his forties.
There is no stronger example of arrested development on all of twitter. Which is really fucking impressive when you think about it.
There is no stronger example of arrested development on all of twitter. Which is really fucking impressive when you think about it.
Comic book movies were getting made well before xmen, fat fuck. The Batman movies were some of the biggest hits of the 80s.
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Get a job, loser. Fat, too.
God I hope a nigger rapes and kills him during a home invasion.
He thinks being called a dork,nerd,geek is endearing. Pat isnt smart and doesnt even qualify for being called any of those. We saw his grades. He never read xmen comics. He is an idiot and he hates that trolls have been exposing his stupidity for years. I call him a stupid idiot because thats what he is.
Super heros are gay.
Not a single person would have only that scene for context on the first X-Men movies, you fake fan simpleton. HURR DURR if you just watch this part Magneto is the hero, shut the fuck up.
Also, he's telling on himself here. "If you never read the comics you'd think Magneto is the hero," then goes on to say Magneto is the hero. Fuckin moron. Post a picture your comic book collection, faggot, instead of trying to tie some insincere, faux devotion into your anti-fascist ACAB faggotry. And stop being fat.
Also, he's telling on himself here. "If you never read the comics you'd think Magneto is the hero," then goes on to say Magneto is the hero. Fuckin moron. Post a picture your comic book collection, faggot, instead of trying to tie some insincere, faux devotion into your anti-fascist ACAB faggotry. And stop being fat.
That's it right there. "If you never read the X-Men" ... oh, you mean like you, Pat? Pat has never read a comic book before or since, and probably never even watched the X-Men Animated series, but here he'll try to pose as an OG comic book fan for imaginary Twitter cred.
If the MCU never happened, Pat would be dismissive of comic books and comic book fans; likely calling them "incels". But since Marvel movies are the Fast and Furious for fat people, he's going to LARP as an expert.
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Hmmmmmmm...
This is that gay shit where he gets drunk and fantasizes that he is the protagonist fighting nazis and everyone claps and cheers for him at the end.
Hugh Jackman is broader in the shoulders than most, just like me, child. He is dangerously emaciated, though.
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I don't think that's the only thing he has in common with that sashaying closet case.Hugh Jackman is broader in the shoulders than most, just like me, child. He is dangerously emaciated, though.
Isn't that the point of Magneto and Professor Xavier? One who believed a better future for the mutants was through peace while the other believed it was through genocide?
It really shows the duality of mutants.
This faggot has never read a comic in his life. His description of Magneto is retarded.
I've said before that if Hooligans ever hosts a comic book trivia night I will take the red-eye to Milwaukee just to push Pat's shit in. He's the embodiment of everything I hate about this newbie nerd fandom, watches a few movies and thinks he's on my level when I've been going to the comic book store by my house every Wednesday (what's the significance of Wednesday, Pat?) since I was 15. I'm Pat's age now.
Pat's the kind of fake nerd you can spot a mile away. We all have our niche interests, and we all can sniff out the ones who aren't there genuinely 
. I didn't give a shit about Lord of the Rings before the movies came out, but when they did I had a friend who was a life-long fan--read all Tolkien's posthumous works, knew his shit chapter and verse, the real deal--and got me just as excited for this movie as he was. I watched the first movie while reading the book and it sucked me in. I was curious about the story and the world in which it took place, so I wanted to learn whatever I could, however I could. Since then I've read the books at least twice, along with the appendices, and the Silmarillion, just because I cared enough to want to know about it for its own sake.
So, I know what it's like to be a newer fan of something as opposed to a fake fan pandering for clout like Pat and his ilk. A real new fan has questions; a fake fan has answers, most of which come from Wikipedia after they finished watching Thor: Love and Lightning.
. I didn't give a shit about Lord of the Rings before the movies came out, but when they did I had a friend who was a life-long fan--read all Tolkien's posthumous works, knew his shit chapter and verse, the real deal--and got me just as excited for this movie as he was. I watched the first movie while reading the book and it sucked me in. I was curious about the story and the world in which it took place, so I wanted to learn whatever I could, however I could. Since then I've read the books at least twice, along with the appendices, and the Silmarillion, just because I cared enough to want to know about it for its own sake.So, I know what it's like to be a newer fan of something as opposed to a fake fan pandering for clout like Pat and his ilk. A real new fan has questions; a fake fan has answers, most of which come from Wikipedia after they finished watching Thor: Love and Lightning.
That's how you suss out the fake fan like Pat.
How does he not feel the tiniest bit of embarrassment that his tuesday is watching x-men and broadcasting to the world that he still thinks wolverine is totally BAD ASS just like he did when he was 25? Do something infinitely less lame and take niki line dancing or something, jesus. On a side note, I'm picturing Rick the Rhinestone Cowboy and it's really not a teŕrible look for him.
Magneto advocated mutant supremacy and wanted to use nuclear missles taken from a Soviet nuclear sub that he sank years earlier in order to threaten genocide if the UN did not enact a safe haven nation for mutants. That’s from Chris Claremont and Jim Lee’s X-Men #1, Fatso, the biggest selling comic of all time. You don’t know dick about this shit, faggot.
The Magneto cover was the shit.
The Magneto cover was the shit.
Poor Pat wondering why he keeps seeing people in vintage tees with the inside of someone's mouth on them.