Enjoy Three Free Master Debater Rick Lessons

[Caverlock]

1. Resort to name-calling. NEVER show sources. Block when someone insists.

https://archive.is/8rxow

https://archive.is/EahQ7




2. Childishly "snoooore" while being known for calling everyone "child." Always accuse your opponents of being soft on crime.

https://archive.is/Fbt8U


3. Resort to name-calling. Be a big, fat hypocrite by having several accounts devoted to liking all of your hot takes and spying on blocked users, but declare victory over someone else for their liking a single one of their own tweets.

https://archive.is/N0OWV

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He really does deserve every ounce of misery that comes his way.

 

[guest]

"Son, go away. I'm done with you."

Chilling how easy that rolls off the tongue of this monster.

 

[Brooke Shields]

goddamn, if i ever need to explain what the one social media site I go on is I'd just need to show them this thread

cuckholding and lolsuit would come later but this could convince my grandma that he deserves whatever fat disease is coming his way

 

[guest]

Stick 2 comedy? I hate to break it to you RubberDorky but he's equally bad at that.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Remember that i showed a few examples of Pat’s interactions to my attorney- an old guy with ZERO sense of humor. He read them, looked me in the eye and said:

“This is what he does all day? He’s a legitimate, pants-shitting retard.”

Pat, that’s what people think when they read things like this. It’s why your KiwiFarms article is skyrocketing in views. It’s how you present yourself: as a pants-shitting retard. Now go put on your helmet and wait for the scrambled eggs. Fatly, child, fatly.

PS, I’m up before 4am to get ready for a 26.2 mile practice run. What’s your PB, sweetie? And in your case I mean peanut butter since you’ve never run a real race. Jif? Skippy? Or can Niki only afford generic?

 

[guest]

Hahaha, my favorite is "sweetie, did you just like your own tweet?" - says the guy who logs into his wife's Twitter to like his own tweets, buys Twitter followers, tweets the same exact shit 2-3 times in hopes one of them goes viral, retweets himself, etc. Shut up you fat hypocrite faggots.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember that i showed a few examples of Pat’s interactions to my attorney- an old guy with ZERO sense of humor. He read them, looked me in the eye and said:

“This is what he does all day? He’s a legitimate, pants-shitting retard.”

Pat, that’s what people think when they read things like this. It’s why your KiwiFarms article is skyrocketing in views. It’s how you present yourself: as a pants-shitting retard. Now go put on your helmet and wait for the scrambled eggs. Fatly, child, fatly.

PS, I’m up before 4am to get ready for a 26.2 mile practice run. What’s your PB, sweetie? And in your case I mean peanut butter since you’ve never run a real race. Jif? Skippy? Or can Niki only afford generic?

Hope you have a good run. Unlike pat and his day full of twitter and half marathon claims.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Hahaha, my favorite is "sweetie, did you just like your own tweet?" - says the guy who logs into his wife's Twitter to like his own tweets, buys Twitter followers, tweets the same exact shit 2-3 times in hopes one of them goes viral, retweets himself, etc. Shut up you fat hypocrite faggots.

This dude lives in a glass house and is totally oblivious to it. I'm legit bewildered sometimes at the things he says vs the things he does.

The good thing is, this makes him a source of endless content to ridicule. He's so utterly devoid of self awareness that he'll never realize he's dancing for us, working the pole like some damaged hoe while we whistle and laugh. And just like a hoe, he'll feel empowered by the whole thing. That's the best part. - he'll just keep dancing thinking he's better off for it, reveling in all the negative attention.

Pat, you were made for us. You're our best hoe and we're gonna get all the mileage we can out of you.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"you're inna goodamn fight"

Only fight you're in Rickles is the one against time, so you don't shit your pants before you get to the bathroom. You live in a make believe reality from the comfort of your fartcouch. You're a worthless faggot with low T and high blood pressure. Off yourself.

The only fight he's in his a fight to keep oxygen pumping to his brain through those clogged arteries. I hope this fat idiot muckbangs himself to death.

 

[guest]

Remember that i showed a few examples of Pat’s interactions to my attorney- an old guy with ZERO sense of humor. He read them, looked me in the eye and said:

“This is what he does all day? He’s a legitimate, pants-shitting retard.”

Pat, that’s what people think when they read things like this. It’s why your KiwiFarms article is skyrocketing in views. It’s how you present yourself: as a pants-shitting retard. Now go put on your helmet and wait for the scrambled eggs. Fatly, child, fatly.

PS, I’m up before 4am to get ready for a 26.2 mile practice run. What’s your PB, sweetie? And in your case I mean peanut butter since you’ve never run a real race. Jif? Skippy? Or can Niki only afford generic?

Pat told me I couldn't even place near last in a half marathon, meanwhile for years I did 9 miles when I woke up and 4 at lunch time, in work, as my roadwork, before the gym after work. I always worked to do the 9 in under an hour which was murder, but most days I was 1:05 or so. No way I could have done that pace for much more as I remember how hard it was when I would push to do under an hour. This fat fuck was never finishing a half marathon under 2 hours and could never have completed a marathon at all, not even walking.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Tss what about james goey or sumthn ttss

 

[Username]

“The adults have work to do here.” Here is Twitter, he really thinks of all his piss play Pinochet tweets as work. He’s deranged.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"you're inna goodamn fight"

Only fight you're in Rickles is the one against time, so you don't shit your pants before you get to the bathroom. You live in a make believe reality from the comfort of your fartcouch. You're a worthless faggot with low T and high blood pressure. Off yourself.

Only a miserable person would proudly dedicate their time and energy to getting into “fights” on twitter with Internet strangers. He’s a failure in reality so he pretends to be important on twitter. He’s also fat.