End of an Era

[MunchausenByProxy]

Musical Criticism being retired. Joe Cumia no longer warranting his own section.



Thanks for many many years of loffs Joe. Patposting has put you on the backburner but there will always be a special place in the hearts and minds of brothermen everywhere.

Call in with your favorite Joe stories. The phones are lighting up right now

 

[guest]

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He really made an entrance here (not kidding) the way he says "Im Anthonia Q-mia's brother...got anything to say?" Very captivating and he does have a nice voice.

 

[guest]

I made my thread first and this gets more likes AND an admin reply? U want me to fawkin relapse?!?!

 

[guest]

I made my thread first and this gets more likes AND an admin reply? U want me to fawkin relapse?!?!

Your threads are the best, especially after midnight EST.

 

[JebJoh]

The singer has a nice voice, just like every girl in every high school chorus but it is very strong mostly on key and her timing is decent. Other than that, everyone is in the shittiest room imaginable trying to not bonk each other in the head. Who the fuck performs on an overstuffed squishy couch? If he leans back he's going to hit the drummer or one of his cymbals. Somehow joe got all the notes right but made it sound wrong, I'm no expert but either it was the wrong guitar for the sound he needed or just too many bad effects. That song should be played with a gibson sound, no distortion and maybe a tiny bit of an echo. Joe sounds like he is playing it with gloves on and loose plugs. LIke I said, I don't know enough to explain it but it just sounds awful. The drummer is doing his best with 3 square feet and one of his drums under the couch but why would he even bother? The feel I get is these guys decided to record the whole thing so they could have "basement tapes" after they eventually got famous. Typical slobrojoe, just can't get anything right.

 

[JebJoh]

Are we sure Joe shouldn't get his own section?

 

[guest]

Fawwwkk man, little tear to my eye playing this song, lil bit lil bit.

Feel like I took Joe for granted these last couple years. Everytime i came to this place i got a good laugh. Way to beat the haters, Joe. He should write Pat a nice thank you letter.

For the rest of my life whenever I hear U2 or Journey ill picture this idiot marching into the people's court and smile.

 

[JebJoh]

You might remember the singer from the photo joe posted about teaching guitar to the underprivileged. Not sure who she is, but that's the one. I bet the first text message planning this session was "My parents are gone for the weekend"

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

WHERE THE FAWK IS MY SUB!!!!! FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!

 

[JebJoh]

Vincent Tattanelli​

Professional Musician / Drummer @ Brother Joe Entertainment​

Professional Musician / FOH Engineer @ Suffolk Theater
Greater New York City Area

Sad really

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[JebJoh]

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Are we really going to leave this gold mine to kiwi farms? They got nothing on us

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Are we sure Joe shouldn't get his own section?

The face Joe makes when he croons is enough to warrant its own section

 

[guest]

I'm going to eat sausage and peppers on roll this weekend in honor of musical criticism.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I was always ALL IN with the Joe Posting, to be completely honest witcha

 

[Rascal]

Are we sure Joe shouldn't get his own section?

Agriculture Criticism

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Musical Criticism being retired. Joe Cumia no longer warranting his own section.



Thanks for many many years of loffs Joe. Patposting has put you on the backburner but there will always be a special place in the hearts and minds of brothermen everywhere.

Call in with your favorite Joe stories. The phones are lighting up right now

wait a fucking minute isn't this the guy that gave joe the cutoff signal during blue oyster dolt?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The singer has a nice voice, just like every girl in every high school chorus but it is very strong mostly on key and her timing is decent.

Looks like she has nice beefers too

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Joe has still done the funniest shit to me. People’s Court, Barnes and Noble, DOXXER100, IntlctualHomosexual or whatever that account was, his long-winded boomer rants, CTRL+ALT+DEL, James Hefner, justifying Ant’s pedophilia, stolen valor, lying about the amount of kids he has, his “Guilty by Association” podcast attempt, digitech loopers, the pic with the black child he uses to “prove” he isn’t racist, Trump playing cards, and on and on it went with him.

Joe is more fun than Pat ever was. But he always had a ceiling. Joe has enough sense to at least admit a fault or two and admit he is overweight or admit he fucked up in a situation. That’s the diff between him and Pat.